Definitions by BrizzleT420

dominate 

n.-how retards think "dominant" is spelled.

Some guy in some thread: The Patriots have been the most dominate team in the last decade.
Me: It's spelled dominant, retard.

dominate by BrizzleT420 March 2, 2011

Tebowner 

n. The state of being infatuated with Tim Tebow, which causes people to compare him favorably to deities and other religious icons; the erection Thom Brennaman had during the BCS Championship game when he verbally fellated Tim Tebow

Guy 1: Man that was a good game last night, except for Brennaman's Tebowner!!
Guy 2: Yeah, I mean the motherfucker cut off foreskins in the third world, he didn't cure cancer...did he?
Guy 1: Oh no...you're gettin one too!!

Tebowner by BrizzleT420 July 24, 2009

Michael Ian Black 

n. A person famous for being funny on VH-1 shows while failing miserably at all other attempts at humor. He is often teamed up with other non-funny comedians in shows that suck, but for some reason Comedy Central keeps giving these douche nozzles new shows for people to ignore.

Douche Bag: Michael Ian Black is so funny! I love that show Michael and Michael Have Issues on Comedy Central!

Normal Guy: Is that that show with those fags from The State and Stella?
Douche Bag: Hey they're funny!
Normal Guy: Yeah they're so funny they've had like 12 shows cancelled.

Michael Ian Black by BrizzleT420 July 24, 2009

sacksticker 

n. a very hot day in which your nutsack sticks to your leg.

Man it's a hundred degrees out there, it's a real sacksticker!!!

sacksticker by BrizzleT420 July 24, 2008

shakin a tit 

v. inverse of takin a shit

I woulda been here earlier, dude, but I was shakin a tit.

shakin a tit by BrizzleT420 April 4, 2006