shamonella

Pretending that you have food poisoning to get out of work or onerous duties.

Brad: Why didn't John get up to come fishing with us this morning?

Brenda: Dude said his stomach hurt, that maybe he had some bad tuna yesterday.

Brad: Sounds like a case of shamonella to me.

by Lex Sleuthor May 29, 2009

Mohammed bin Salmonella

Mohammed bin Salmonella, a.k.a. bin Salman is an inbred crown prince and practically the dictator in an oil-saturated, extreme conservative shithole called Saudi Arabia. He is a toxic and murderous sandnigger who doesn't tolerate criticism, he ordered the murder of journalist Jamal Khashoggi at the Saudi consulate in Istanbul, Turkey. His way of controlling are arrests, torture, rapings and murders, he is behind Saudi Arabian-led intervention in Yemen since 2015 because its authoritarian president (whose name no one remembers) asked for help, so far (2021) the war hasn't been successful for the alliance, being described as a military stalemate, except in one respect, it has only been successful in violating human rights.

- "I assume Mohammed bin Salmonella doesn't suffer from diarrhea, despite his name."
- "I guess you're right, rather the diarrhea suffers from that dune coon."

by O. W. Tongueincheek December 9, 2021

Salmonellafitzgerald

A disease that causes the infected person to look like Ella Fitzgerald, a famous musician. Another symptom is random and spontaneous "scat" singing. The only known cure is to lick a chimp.

"I have....Salmonellafitzgerald! Ba do boop, zibbidy bop sha waaaahhhh!"

by Jsuper John November 8, 2011

ass-salmonella

A common side-effect of using eggwash as anal lube.

Dustin, you shouldn't use eggwas as anal lube with Precious... you're gonna give her ass-salmonella!

by The Rev NG8 August 4, 2018

salmonella

A myth perpetuated by the evil to prevent the innocent from enjoying one of life's most simple pleasures.

An Innocent Person Who Has Done No Wrong: Awesome I'm gonna eat this cookie dough!
Satan: No, you'll get salmonella.

by thelemonwarrior March 9, 2016

shamolla

A person known for his links with the Gay Scene, Parties, and abnormal drug abuse

Wheres the party at?? Is Shamolla there??

by Kremlin Belfast June 13, 2007

Shanella

Kind of shy. A loving, caring, faithful woman imperfect don't claim to be perfect a queen

Shanella is a imperfect person made out of love and rubies

by Nachell December 21, 2016