eggwash

A mixture of eggs, milk, and water, which typically comes in a milk carton. An easy substitute for real scrambled eggs, usually served up at breakfast restaurants all over. Just pour it out of the carton and fry up for "scrambled" eggs.

Excuse me miss, can I have my eggs scrambled, and not the eggwash?

Yo, pass the carton of eggwash, I'm too lazy to scramble up eggs for you guys.

by HuJia July 12, 2007

Eggwash

An unhealthy substitute for proper lube for anal sex.

Dustin ran out of lube to do Precious in the ass, so he had to use eggwash.

by The Rev NG8 June 22, 2016

Eggwash

1. Mixture of beaten eggs coated over certain foods prior to cooking.

2. Poor substitute for proper lubricant during anal sex.

1. Brush the dough with eggwash before placing it in the oven.

2. Bro, you shouldn't use eggwash. You're gonna give that girl ass-salmonella.

by The Rev NG8 June 26, 2016

eggwashing

To go about and shower somebody/something with eggwash. There are various methods for this, such as:

-Filling up a water gun and firing at somebody
-Flinging a ladle full at a passing car or pedestrian

There are many of creative ways to go about eggwashing.

Hey you want to go eggwashing people under the bridge tonight?

Yo, careful of the kids with the water guns, they are eggwashing passersby.

Who is in for eggwashing cars with me?

by HuJia July 12, 2007

Eggwash

The act of squirting while on your period.

Dude Brian got an eggwash last night.

Eww was it Karen?

Yeah. She sprayed it all over him

by Goodwynn89 June 07, 2018