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1. Mixture of beaten eggs coated over certain foods prior to cooking.

2. Poor substitute for proper lubricant during anal sex.
1. Brush the dough with eggwash before placing it in the oven.

2. Bro, you shouldn't use eggwash. You're gonna give that girl ass-salmonella.
Eggwash by The Rev NG8 June 26, 2016
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An unhealthy substitute for proper lube for anal sex.
Dustin ran out of lube to do Precious in the ass, so he had to use eggwash.
Eggwash by The Rev NG8 June 22, 2016
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A mixture of eggs, milk, and water, which typically comes in a milk carton. An easy substitute for real scrambled eggs, usually served up at breakfast restaurants all over. Just pour it out of the carton and fry up for "scrambled" eggs.
Excuse me miss, can I have my eggs scrambled, and not the eggwash?

Yo, pass the carton of eggwash, I'm too lazy to scramble up eggs for you guys.
eggwash by HuJia July 12, 2007
The act of squirting while on your period.
Dude Brian got an eggwash last night.

Eww was it Karen?

Yeah. She sprayed it all over him
Eggwash by Goodwynn89 June 7, 2018
how chinese restaurants in the hood say "eggroll"
worker: how may i help you, how may i help you?
nick: i think imma do y'all a general chicken with rice
worker: okay okay
nick: and im gonna get an eggroll with it
worker: it come with eggwah😩
eggwah by greekgod1821 August 28, 2021

An Egg Wash

A mixture of semen and vaginal juices beaten together during a hot and heavy sex session. Similar to that of an Egg Wash using when baking, this beaten mixture of human juices leaves a lovely shine on the penis and vagina when dried after sex.
Carl and Wendy enjoyed a evening of hot, raunchy sex and their juices were mixed all night long creating An Egg Wash on their genitals that they both admired with price and accomplishment when they woke up the next morning.
An Egg Wash by Eaton Holgoode February 19, 2014

Egg wash 

Where two or more bald gay men shower together
I heard domonik and his dad had a egg wash last night.
Egg wash by Fat old drongo May 15, 2019
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green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

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Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
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"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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board chow 

A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
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Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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