Shameonella 

When someone feel guilty for giving someone else salmonella because the food wasn't washed well enough.

Dave: "I got salmonella poisoning from Bob's spinach casserole last night."
Trey: "Well that gave Bob shameonella."
Dave: "He deserves it."

Shameonella by PamGlam January 29, 2009

shamonella 

Pretending that you have food poisoning to get out of work or onerous duties.

Brad: Why didn't John get up to come fishing with us this morning?

Brenda: Dude said his stomach hurt, that maybe he had some bad tuna yesterday.

Brad: Sounds like a case of shamonella to me.

shamonella by Lex Sleuthor May 29, 2009

samonella 

the fucktarded pronunciation of salmonella

i swear to god if i hear another cunt call it samonella ill punch them in the ovaries/balls

that guy said samonella, thus he deserves to fucking die

samonella by la-teeshuhh September 29, 2008