shamesturbate
Shameful masturbation, also refered to as shamesturbating. Can be used to describe masturbation on a holiday or at someone else's house
shamesturbate by QueenPootang May 6, 2015
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shapesturbating
The act of masturbating in a crowded room (usually 4-6 people) without their knowledge, and then proceeding to dive your semen soaked hand into a pack of shapes. Afterwards, you can either wash your hands or lick the now flavor packed semen off of your fingers
Ben: Dude, did you hear what happened in Cabin 9 last night?
John: No what happened?
Ben: Apparently Xavier was shapesturbating
John: That's disgusting
John: No what happened?
Ben: Apparently Xavier was shapesturbating
John: That's disgusting
shapesturbating by Jernandez December 3, 2016
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shasturbate by vink pink February 10, 2005
shameturbate
I can't believe I ate so many big macs on my date last night. She was so turned off, I just had to go home and shameturbate.
shameturbate by Funk Master J Riff July 31, 2016
swampsturbate
It refers to one masturbating with unwashed, infectiously dirty hands, the act resulting in a mixture of dirt and ejaculate which resembles to swamp.
Wife: Why don't you want to have sex?
Husband: Sorry honey, but on a 16 hour shift in the autoservice I had to swampsturbate in the lunch break. Couldn't hold it back anymore.
Wife: Gross!
Husband: Sorry honey, but on a 16 hour shift in the autoservice I had to swampsturbate in the lunch break. Couldn't hold it back anymore.
Wife: Gross!
swampsturbate by M3rcy October 23, 2011
shasturbate
shasturbate by Gumbooo April 29, 2014
Shasturbate
Shasturbate by The Kali Kid February 17, 2009
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