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shapesturbating 

The act of masturbating in a crowded room (usually 4-6 people) without their knowledge, and then proceeding to dive your semen soaked hand into a pack of shapes. Afterwards, you can either wash your hands or lick the now flavor packed semen off of your fingers
Ben: Dude, did you hear what happened in Cabin 9 last night?
John: No what happened?
Ben: Apparently Xavier was shapesturbating
John: That's disgusting
shapesturbating by Jernandez December 3, 2016

shasturbate 

I was in such a rush this morning that I was forced to shasturbate,.
shasturbate by vink pink February 10, 2005

shameturbate 

When you masturbate during periods of shame and self loathing.
I can't believe I ate so many big macs on my date last night. She was so turned off, I just had to go home and shameturbate.

swampsturbate 

It refers to one masturbating with unwashed, infectiously dirty hands, the act resulting in a mixture of dirt and ejaculate which resembles to swamp.
Wife: Why don't you want to have sex?
Husband: Sorry honey, but on a 16 hour shift in the autoservice I had to swampsturbate in the lunch break. Couldn't hold it back anymore.
Wife: Gross!
swampsturbate by M3rcy October 23, 2011

shasturbate 

The act of shitting and masturbating simultaneously
Adam went to the bathroom to shasturbate. Won't see him for awhile
shasturbate by Gumbooo April 29, 2014

Shasturbate 

The act of masturbating in the shower
Hey i have to shower later tonight, so don't Shasturbate before i do!
Shasturbate by The Kali Kid February 17, 2009