swampsturbate

It refers to one masturbating with unwashed, infectiously dirty hands, the act resulting in a mixture of dirt and ejaculate which resembles to swamp.

Wife: Why don't you want to have sex?
Husband: Sorry honey, but on a 16 hour shift in the autoservice I had to swampsturbate in the lunch break. Couldn't hold it back anymore.
Wife: Gross!

by M3rcy October 23, 2011

snapsturbated

Masturbating to pictures sent via snapchat & trying to complete the task at hand within the time frame set by the person who sent the snap

Lisa sent me a nudie pic thru Snapchat & I snapsturbated to orgasm in 10 seconds

by crad71 November 11, 2013

snapsturbate

To vigorously masturbate to (or on) snapchat.

Rick: "Yo Chester, did you see her boobs on her snap story?"
Chester: "Yes Rick, I'm all lubed up and ready to snapsturbate to them!"

by ExplosivePussyHumps March 15, 2016

slapsturbate

The act of high-fiving oneself.

Beth was alone when she found out the good news, so she decided to slapsturbate.

by zomby w00f November 17, 2010

shamesturbate

Shameful masturbation, also refered to as shamesturbating. Can be used to describe masturbation on a holiday or at someone else's house

I was so horny I didn't even care that it was christmas, I'd just have to shamesturbate.

by QueenPootang May 6, 2015

snapsturbate

Snapchatting with someone and exchanging nude/lewd photos to the point of escalating to exchanged masturbation photos and videos. Usually to the point of climax.

Ex) I snapsturbated with Andrea last night and now my sheets are al crunchy.

by mahahario January 20, 2016

spamsturbate

V - to spamsturbate is to masturbate many times consecutively. Occassionally this is to see who can ejaculate the most times in a set period of time.

P1 - Hey I'm going to go spamsturbate.
P2 - I can spamsturbate better than you!

by Kenneth Pinyan November 6, 2007