spamsturbate

V - to spamsturbate is to masturbate many times consecutively. Occassionally this is to see who can ejaculate the most times in a set period of time.

P1 - Hey I'm going to go spamsturbate.
P2 - I can spamsturbate better than you!

by Kenneth Pinyan November 6, 2007

Sadsturbate

The term for masturbating while sad in order to take ones mind off of their personal troubles.

John Proctor's girlfriend broke up with him so he decided to sadsturbate in order to ease the sorrow.

by Carl Grimes April 17, 2016

spasturbation

1. Masturbating in such a way that you inadvertantly hurt yourself.
2. Being caught masturbating in a very odd way that looks like you are a spastic.

oow, my eye! that was spasturbation!

Guy: Yeah, it was crazy seeing him spasturbating.

by Ramz January 10, 2007

Sadsturbate

Masturbation while in an intense period of remorse or sadness, lubrication naturally forming from tears raining down on one's frowny poundy

Sam was so upset when the Patriots lost to the Ravens that he sadsturbated for months in his room before he ran out of tears and boners.

by TeamKeefe January 23, 2013

Sadsturbate

When you masturbate to take your mind off something that's making you sad.

"Aw man...I'm so sad about my girl breaking up with me...I can't sleep..."
"Time to sadsturbate!"

by bassmanmiles92 June 29, 2011

shasturbate

The act of masturbating while defecating.

I was in such a rush this morning that I was forced to shasturbate,.

by vink pink February 10, 2005

snapsturbated

Masturbating to pictures sent via snapchat & trying to complete the task at hand within the time frame set by the person who sent the snap

Lisa sent me a nudie pic thru Snapchat & I snapsturbated to orgasm in 10 seconds

by crad71 November 11, 2013