shameturbate

When you masturbate during periods of shame and self loathing.

I can't believe I ate so many big macs on my date last night. She was so turned off, I just had to go home and shameturbate.

by Funk Master J Riff July 31, 2016

shasturbate

The act of masturbating while defecating.

I was in such a rush this morning that I was forced to shasturbate,.

by vink pink February 10, 2005

shaturbate

To shit and masturbate at the same time

I was sitting on the toilet, and I decided to shaturbate to this picture of Jenny

by Poloshirts64 May 7, 2014

spaceturbate

short for "myspaceturbate", this is the most sketchy form of myspace stalking: going to the profile of someone you find attractive, and proceeding to rub one out to their pictures. Similar to faceturbate, but so much more sketchy in that it's myspace.

"Bro... did you see Tila Tequila's new myspace picture"

"Of cource man, I spaceturbate to her page every night"

by s_w_t June 12, 2008

shamesturbate

Shameful masturbation, also refered to as shamesturbating. Can be used to describe masturbation on a holiday or at someone else's house

I was so horny I didn't even care that it was christmas, I'd just have to shamesturbate.

by QueenPootang May 6, 2015

shasturbate

The act of shitting and masturbating simultaneously

Adam went to the bathroom to shasturbate. Won't see him for awhile

by Gumbooo April 29, 2014

Shasturbate

The act of masturbating in the shower

Hey i have to shower later tonight, so don't Shasturbate before i do!

by The Kali Kid February 17, 2009