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shameturbate 

When you masturbate during periods of shame and self loathing.
I can't believe I ate so many big macs on my date last night. She was so turned off, I just had to go home and shameturbate.
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shasturbate 

I was in such a rush this morning that I was forced to shasturbate,.
shasturbate by vink pink February 10, 2005

shaturbate 

I was sitting on the toilet, and I decided to shaturbate to this picture of Jenny
shaturbate by Poloshirts64 May 7, 2014

spaceturbate 

short for "myspaceturbate", this is the most sketchy form of myspace stalking: going to the profile of someone you find attractive, and proceeding to rub one out to their pictures. Similar to faceturbate, but so much more sketchy in that it's myspace.
"Bro... did you see Tila Tequila's new myspace picture"

"Of cource man, I spaceturbate to her page every night"
spaceturbate by s_w_t June 12, 2008

shamesturbate

Shameful masturbation, also refered to as shamesturbating. Can be used to describe masturbation on a holiday or at someone else's house
I was so horny I didn't even care that it was christmas, I'd just have to shamesturbate.

shasturbate 

The act of shitting and masturbating simultaneously
Adam went to the bathroom to shasturbate. Won't see him for awhile
shasturbate by Gumbooo April 29, 2014

Shasturbate 

Hey i have to shower later tonight, so don't Shasturbate before i do!
Shasturbate by The Kali Kid February 17, 2009
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
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Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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