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shasturbate 

I was in such a rush this morning that I was forced to shasturbate,.
shasturbate by vink pink February 10, 2005

shaturbate 

To shit and masturbate at the same time
I was sitting on the toilet, and I decided to shaturbate to this picture of Jenny
shaturbate by Poloshirts64 May 7, 2014

spaceturbate 

short for "myspaceturbate", this is the most sketchy form of myspace stalking: going to the profile of someone you find attractive, and proceeding to rub one out to their pictures. Similar to faceturbate, but so much more sketchy in that it's myspace.
"Bro... did you see Tila Tequila's new myspace picture"

"Of cource man, I spaceturbate to her page every night"
spaceturbate by s_w_t June 12, 2008

shamesturbate

Shameful masturbation, also refered to as shamesturbating. Can be used to describe masturbation on a holiday or at someone else's house
I was so horny I didn't even care that it was christmas, I'd just have to shamesturbate.

shasturbate 

The act of shitting and masturbating simultaneously
Adam went to the bathroom to shasturbate. Won't see him for awhile
shasturbate by Gumbooo April 29, 2014

Shasturbate 

Hey i have to shower later tonight, so don't Shasturbate before i do!
Shasturbate by The Kali Kid February 17, 2009
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026

funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
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