sexternal

When someone shares too much information about their love life or personal affairs.

Sally filled me in on every detail of her date wtih John; she's so sexternal.

sexternal by theplace December 11, 2009

sexternal hard drive 

An external hard drive that is used solely for porn.

Johnny: Hey man, my computer crashed and I lost all my porn. Do you have any that I can borrow?

Cash: Yeah buddy, I'll hook you up with my sexternal hard drive. It's got about 60 hours of goods on it.

sexternal hard drive by Champcar November 27, 2011

Sexternity 

God, and exists in the form of six coeternal and consubstantial persons:
1. The dragon (Lucifer and Satan)
2. The father (DILF)
3. The son (Jesus Christ)
4. The false prophet copier (which duplicates Jesus, e.g., Elymas Bar-Jesus)
5. The beast (Antichrist, or the inverse element of Jesus)
6. The holy spirit (the sex toy impregnating Mary)

Priest: *prays*
Have mercy upon us. O sexy, and eternal Sexternity, one God.

Sexternity by tobefree July 13, 2021

Subternal 

A lifestyle and state of mind in which the institutions of our society lose their meaning, and people lose their Ego's. Living lives of love, peace and harmony with others and nature. Those who live the Subternal lifestyle realize how menial and harmful to humanity the institutions we've built are and work on becoming selfless. They realize it's time for a change and are committed to bringing it

whenever I see the greed, inequality, and racism in our world, I feel Subternal pulsing through my veins

Subternal by Ritaskeeter April 26, 2015

External Cyborg 

A person who is carrying so much electronic equipment that if it was within their body cavity, then they would be considered a cyborg. Most often they are carrying more electronics than they'd ever need, and a significant percentage is actually redundant.

For example, a teenager with an IPOD, TI-83 calculator, wrist watch, laptop computer, and a laser pointer. Therefore, this teenager is considered an External Cyborg.

For example, if you have so many electronics on hand that being pushed into a pool of water would drown you, and not because you can't swim. This is of course assuming all of the electronics were off when you were pushed into said pool of water. Only an External Cyborg would carry that many electronics.

External Cyborg by cubedspace3 February 22, 2010

external balance 

the current account balance; the net flow of liquid assets to the citizens of a particular country. The external balance includes the trade balance, net foreign factor income, and net foreign aid *received*. Usually the main cause of an external deficit is a trade deficit.

External balances are critical to good economic policies.

external balance by Abu Yahya February 14, 2009

External secant segment 

An external secant segment is an obscure math term that sounds like you're describing a retarded piece of shit. Call someone this if they're being extremely fake and gay

External secant segment: 🅱️eter

retard: shut up secant

External secant segment by external secant segment November 3, 2018