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SexDrive
Similar to how you test drive a car before puchasing it. You have sex with someone before marriage or before you get too serious, in order to ensure you are willing to stay sleeing with the same person for what could potentially be the rest of your life.
guy1: "How you and Jenny doin' bro?"
guy2: " I dumped her"
guy1: "What? Why? I thought you really liked her"
guy2: "I did but I took a sexdrive and that pussy was in worse condition than a rebecca black video"
guy1: "You did the right thing"
girl1: "Did you here Cathy dumped Erik a month before the wedding?"
girl2: "Yeah, she finally took a sexdrive and let's just say steriods were in his recent past"
girl1: "She did the right thing"
guy2: " I dumped her"
guy1: "What? Why? I thought you really liked her"
guy2: "I did but I took a sexdrive and that pussy was in worse condition than a rebecca black video"
guy1: "You did the right thing"
girl1: "Did you here Cathy dumped Erik a month before the wedding?"
girl2: "Yeah, she finally took a sexdrive and let's just say steriods were in his recent past"
girl1: "She did the right thing"
SexDrive by BlueHeart the illest March 30, 2012
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sexprivation
The denial of sexual impulses, and the need to have sex by a male to a women or vice versa. Sexprivation usually takes place while to parties are mutually attracted to eachother. Moreover both are to socially awkward or lame to realize their connection. Sexprivation is usually observed and is not known by either party.
Steve: You see the way Erin and Jeff Sexprivated each other last night.
Kristin: You know the way the two hesitate is kind of wierd.
Steve: Come to think of it, our two week period of sexprivation was sort of awkard.
Kristin: Aww, Steve you're so charming.
Kristin: You know the way the two hesitate is kind of wierd.
Steve: Come to think of it, our two week period of sexprivation was sort of awkard.
Kristin: Aww, Steve you're so charming.
sexprivation by SsTtUu April 28, 2011
sexpred
sexpred by Legendistez January 11, 2017
fogey
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)