sexpresso

An espresso stand featuring scantily clad employees.

The espressho at that sexpresso stand is only wearing pasties.

by pilotguy March 19, 2009

Sexcessory

Something that someone wears in daily life that every one else can imagine they don't take off even for sex.

She wears that scarf all the time, it's obviously her sexcessory.

by DirtyDiggins March 30, 2012

expresso your stresso and depresso

when your drinking a coffee and you just need to tell people how much of a downward spiral your life has been

i want you to expresso your stresso and depresso

by Spoopy Chicken October 3, 2018

expresso

what is thought by the speaker to be espresso. A common mispronounciation by those hoping to appear sophisticated.

I'll have two shots of expresso to help rid me of my ineptitude.

by Chach September 8, 2003

sextressed

1) The state of being under extreme sexual tension.
2) Needing sexual release.

I'm not as sexually frustrated as you fuck I am. I mean, I'm not as sexually frustrated as you fuck me please. I mean, fuck me. I mean, I'm not as sexually frustrated as you think I want sex. Sorry... I'm a bit sextressed.

by GGBbycakes August 11, 2012

turd supressor

A thin layer of toilet paper strategically placed on the surface of the toilet water for the purpose of muffling the sound of the splash.

My bathroom is right beside my room mates' bedrooms, so out of courtesy I often use a turd supressor.

by MrCorrect1985 September 18, 2009

expresso

Hillbilly for "espresso."

I asked for coffee on Ro-dee-o drive, but alls they had was expresso.

by Geoff_M August 25, 2010