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Sexcessory
Something that someone wears in daily life that every one else can imagine they don't take off even for sex.
Sexcessory by DirtyDiggins March 30, 2012
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expresso your stresso and depresso
when your drinking a coffee and you just need to tell people how much of a downward spiral your life has been
expresso your stresso and depresso by Spoopy Chicken October 3, 2018
expresso
what is thought by the speaker to be espresso. A common mispronounciation by those hoping to appear sophisticated.
sextressed
I'm not as sexually frustrated as you fuck I am. I mean, I'm not as sexually frustrated as you fuck me please. I mean, fuck me. I mean, I'm not as sexually frustrated as you think I want sex. Sorry... I'm a bit sextressed.
sextressed by GGBbycakes August 11, 2012
turd supressor
A thin layer of toilet paper strategically placed on the surface of the toilet water for the purpose of muffling the sound of the splash.
My bathroom is right beside my room mates' bedrooms, so out of courtesy I often use a turd supressor.
turd supressor by MrCorrect1985 September 18, 2009
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Your hand that you masturbate with.
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Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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Blue Movie
A pornographic film.
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Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
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fache-couture
French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
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