pilotguy's definitions

Sofa Spelunking

The act of searching under the cushions and in the cracks of furniture to find missing objects.

Yesterday I found three pencils, an eraser, a bracelet, and 61 cents while sofa spelunking for the TV remote.

by pilotguy October 4, 2011

Espressho

The barista working at an espresso stand featuring scantily clad employees. The stands are often also referred to as sexpresso stands.

The new espressho at the coffee shop is very attractive.

by pilotguy March 19, 2009

sexpresso

An espresso stand featuring scantily clad employees.

The espressho at that sexpresso stand is only wearing pasties.

by pilotguy March 19, 2009