A Necessary Fuck. One that is required either arising out of circumstances beyond the control of the participants or due to an extreme sexual attraction that can only be settled with a good toss in the sack.
Etymology>>> Sex ( the act of penetration) + essary (required or obligatd)
Any unnecessary, gaudy, flashy, or otherwise ridiculous looking accessory added to cars, houses, or their chihuahua. Do not necessarily have to be a mexican to mexcessorize.
Jesus: A esé, i need some eh sprite! i just installed my erector set wing on my 92 civic!
Jaun: Dammmmnnn fooo thats ballin!
Jesus: just waiting for my 12" hubcap spinners to come in the mail now holmmmess.
n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the gamealive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because idstill sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.