sexler

The dealer of sex
Owns a sex dealership

He is the sexler

by Lou_sass March 7, 2024

Sexperimentx

Adopted little fat woman with self esteem issues.

She began her career in the film E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial (1982) playing E.T.

oh I remember you ! you are Sexperimentx, The actress who played E.T!

by nobody.22 December 29, 2022

watermelon seller

a person who is aware of something, but chooses to either ignore it or lie about it; a lair or a fraud

comes from the saying that a watermelon seller does not know if the watermelon is ripe or not but promotes them regardless. it gained notoriety when it was attributed to the president of Turkey, Recep Tayyip Erdoğan who is described to be a crook and fraud.

Now lets talk about that 'watermelon seller' Erdogan, he sold me a basket of Apples knowing they'd be rotten on the inside.

by beluga_fish October 9, 2020

sexless innkeeper

The sexless innkeeper is when you take what you think is a potential hookup home with you, and they fall asleep on your couch without hooking up. She or he only went home with you because you lived close by and they needed a place to crash for the night, therefore using your place only as an inn, making you its innkeeper. Defined by Barney on How I Met Your Mother.

"She slept there but you didn't sleep with her? You totally got used as the sexless innkeeper!"

by Lefou October 13, 2009

sexlexia

A very sexy learning disorder.

"I am plagued with sexlexia!"

by One Ton Angel March 27, 2003

sexyeridan

pretty awesome dude. pretty solid guy. pretty funny. he's a celebrity btw so this shouldn't get taken down.

sexyeridan is the best dude ever

by sexyeridan's number one fan June 18, 2021

Sexternity

God, and exists in the form of six coeternal and consubstantial persons:
1. The dragon (Lucifer and Satan)
2. The father (DILF)
3. The son (Jesus Christ)
4. The false prophet copier (which duplicates Jesus, e.g., Elymas Bar-Jesus)
5. The beast (Antichrist, or the inverse element of Jesus)
6. The holy spirit (the sex toy impregnating Mary)

Priest: *prays*
Have mercy upon us. O sexy, and eternal Sexternity, one God.

by tobefree July 13, 2021