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The inability to learn any subject taught by a ridiculously hot teacher.
Tom "Yo man how you doing in Professor Hazeliefs class? I hear shes a fox."
Harry "Shes too hot man... Every time i try to learn something my Sexlexia flares up."
by HK303 February 07, 2011
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A mental disorder where a person sees connotations for sex everywhere, principally within literature. The term can also be applied more generally to encompass all forms of communication and social life.
The concerned person will be very disagreeable and will, unconsciously, relate everything you say to him, to sex. He will be incapable of any clear thought whatsoever.
Certain people believe that sexlexia may cause an irreversible modification of the brain, which will block the victim from clear thought for the rest of his life. Specialists disagree over the cause of the illness, but it is most commonly believed that Sexlexia is not only influenced by the social lifestyle of the victim, but also by the size of his penis (very small).
Dialog:
Man 1: Did you see the fooball match last night?
Sexlexic: What, you have a foot fetish now do you?

Most common sexlexia symptom:
Man 2: It was so hot last night.
Sexlexic: Ur mom was so hot last night!

by TheZoolooMaster September 23, 2006
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A mental ailment often causing one afflicted to mix up common terms for certain sexual action.
Girl: Hey do you want to 69

Sexlexia afflicted male: Nah, how about some 96?
by Andy Prefer March 13, 2014
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A learning disability which causes a male to attempt penetration of the wrong holes during intercourse. Often misdiagnosed as anal fixation.
Girl: WTF are you doing? That's my ear!

Guy: Sorry. I have Sexlexia.
by liquid7a5 February 19, 2009
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craving sex toooo much could cause dick (if male) to turn spongey...if female will become loose
1). guy: i wanna have sex-girl: no you have sexlexia

2).i have sexlexia so much i have to master bate to keep it undercontrol all the time
by sexlexia-user July 05, 2006
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