sexercism 

Having sex with someone new to get over someone old. A way to cut any last emotional ties to a person you used to have sex with. A non-religious, therapeutic exercise.

Person 1: She needs to get over her ex already!
Person 2: Yeah, she needs a sexercism real fast.

sexercism by OliveBinItaly September 24, 2011

sexercism 

The act of sleeping with someone who have been acting like a real pain in the ass in the hopes the it will relax them enough that they'll start acting like their regular self. This also includes any assisting actions that directly results in such a person getting laid.

1) My roommate was acting like a total dillweed for over two weeks until we talked this one blonde chick into performing a sexercism on him. Now he's acting like his nice ole' laid-back self.

2) My roommate is being such a bitch lately. We've got to do a sexercism on her soon or she gonna drive us all nuts.

sexercism by artwolf September 26, 2011

sexercism 

We you are fucking a bitch but then realize she Is possessed and hehe to give an exorcism with fucking her.

Dude last night I fucked a bitch and had to give her a sexercism

sexercism by hash@55daddie May 8, 2015

sexercism 

A more mercenary form of the bounce back relationship. For those specifically seeking validation that the bedroom problems were not on their side, see the colloquial Bounce-Black.

1) "🎶 I'm gonna fuck that man right out of my underwear"

2) "What is Shaina doing hanging out with Chad? Dude's a total pickup artist."

"Yeah, but after two years of ABC with Parker I guess she's looking for some thot-affirmation. Chad's a douche but supposedly he pays his way in the sack."
"Sounds like a Bounce-Black."

"You think? Chad posted some bragpics on MorningAfter and she knows Parker reads that shit."

3) "Jesus, I was complimented when Chris propositioned me for a sexercism but it was like half a dozen guys, hooded robes, a fucking pentacle, and I had to memorize these Gregorian chants!"

"Old-school."

sexercism by Paul Pinecone September 25, 2022

Sexercising 

Exercising that is comprised of sexual intercourse.

Finley and Alyssa were sexercising that evening.

Sexercising by Cody Meister August 15, 2015

sexercise 

When you decide that you can skip going to the gym, because you had some sweaty, exhilirating sex, that you feel you've worked out hard enough, and have burned those calories just by banging

Trent: "Morning babe, want to go work out with me?"
Abby: "How about you just work me out and do some sexercise instead?"

sexercise by Ima Horny Devil July 24, 2010

Sexorcism 

n. Relating to the ideology that a demon or evil entity can be removed from the body through a ritual of various acts of rough sex. By this theory .. After one has been possessed, they are only able to extract the demon by literally getting it "fucked" out of them.

Joe: My girlfriend's house is haunted and she's been acting super weird lately...

Bob: So what'd you do?

Joe: I had to perform a sexorcism on her. Fucked the spirit right out of her.

Sexorcism by Alix's Man May 6, 2013