owns 

To be excellent or superior.

That new video game owns!

owns by nocturnal January 23, 2003

owns 

To be unquestionably cool.

Dick: Eh, I could do without The Hulk.

Jane: What are you talking about, jerk? The Hulk owns.

owns by Annie Poonanny April 28, 2006

Owns 

1. The act of being superior to someone.
2. The act of winning a competitive event.

1. I own "Mary" when it comes to spelling.
2. I owned you at Unreal Tournament.

Owns by Adelina March 27, 2004

owns 

when someone or something is "the bomb", "the shit", "sweet", etc...said in a positive way for something you like or think is the best

That shirt your wearing owns!

owns by nikki May 7, 2005

owns 

Owning the arse harsh,or being the owner of something,Meh and sometimes pwning :)

Have you seen Kyle got owned by Conor in the bum?

owns by Scalper September 18, 2005

owns 

A way to say "this kicks ass/this rocks" using common internet slang

My pc owns, it's got a p4 processor in it

owns by Brian October 11, 2003

Owns 

Noun: To be completely better than something in every way

"Brandon Owns everything he has ever tried in his life."

Owns by Chronny December 25, 2007