sewitt

A small, but badass little man who demands to be referred to as Mister, or else.

"Bob, you're such a sewitt!" "That's Mister sewitt to you!"

by Carophil11 June 29, 2019

seditty

A self-centered, stuck-up person; One who believes that they are a superior individual.

No need to act stuck-up, pretty and seditty

by Fresh Kid Ice July 4, 2005

Sewit

Prettiest girl you've ever met and and has a great personality any guy would fall for.

Damnn, i wish i could be with a sewit.

by Noneyabuizzness July 17, 2011

shwitter

Tweeting / twatting / twitterpating while on the toilet.

Dude, you've been tweeting a lot lately.
…yeah, I've had diarrhea so I've been shwittering.

by misterich September 8, 2013

Switters

Switters is a contradiction for all seasons:

an anarchist who works for the government;

a pacifist who carries a gun;

a vegetarian who sops up ham gravy;

a cyberwhiz who hates computers;

a man who, though obsessed with the preservation of innocence, is aching to deflower his high-school-age stepsister (only to become equally enamored of a nun ten years his senior).

i think they are so mental, they are most defiantly switters.

like that of a "emo" trying not to conform, when in reality they are all conforming to dressing in dark clothing, make up and hating on life.

by Mathias-the irish June 9, 2010

switters

A term coined on dailykos to (erroneously) identify a sockpuppet or troll on absolutely no evidence whatsoever. Often used as a rallying cry for "trusted users" to whip up sentiment for another witch-hunt, er, banning.

You're just another Switters sockpuppet!

by FieldingBandolier February 27, 2007

shwittering

to take a shit while doing the twitter thang

while shwittering the other day i realized that i can am creating a timeline of my daily bowel movements so that weeks from now i can read what i wrote and say "gosh, i remember typing that in the burger king bathroom"

by toenail78 May 5, 2008