Definitions by misterich

Emo chic 

_EE·moe shEEk_
A zeitgeist (notably in music) in the late 2010's where it became hip to be a whiny little shit.

The emo chic justify their narcissistic conceit under the guise of, "hating people" thus denigrating those with actual anxiety disorders.

(Teenager): I don't want to do anything but lay in bed all day, whine, and listen to Billie Eilish and Blue October.

(Adult): Quit being so emo chic and go clean the litter boxes, or I'll let them pee in your room so you have something REAL to bitch about.

Emo chic by misterich December 11, 2019

shwitter 

Tweeting / twatting / twitterpating while on the toilet.

Dude, you've been tweeting a lot lately.
…yeah, I've had diarrhea so I've been shwittering.

shwitter by misterich September 8, 2013