shwitty
Erin only speaks when she's trying to sound intelligent and humorous. Too bad everything she says is just shwitty.
shwitty by katie: thou art awesome February 3, 2007
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Shwitty
Schwitty-
Adj-
1. The clever sarchastic act of treating someone like shit. The person usually walks away from the conversation without knowing they have been "Shwitted" on!
2. Possessing or demonstrating wit in speech or writing; very clever and humorous with the intent to do harm without the other persons knowledge of the fact.
Adj-
1. The clever sarchastic act of treating someone like shit. The person usually walks away from the conversation without knowing they have been "Shwitted" on!
2. Possessing or demonstrating wit in speech or writing; very clever and humorous with the intent to do harm without the other persons knowledge of the fact.
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