shwitty 

An unfortunate attempt on behalf of an individual to say something clever.

Erin only speaks when she's trying to sound intelligent and humorous. Too bad everything she says is just shwitty.

shwitty by katie: thou art awesome February 3, 2007

Shwitty 

Schwitty-

Adj-

1. The clever sarchastic act of treating someone like shit. The person usually walks away from the conversation without knowing they have been "Shwitted" on!

2. Possessing or demonstrating wit in speech or writing; very clever and humorous with the intent to do harm without the other persons knowledge of the fact.

"Roy" - George that was really shwitty of you to do that to Janie.

"George" - Yes but she doesn't even know she has been shwitted on, it must be the blonde hair.

Shwitty by OCD711 September 3, 2012

shittymorph 

Shittymorph is a famous user on Reddit. He is widely known for his clever comments in which he will type out a paragraph - on the subject at hand - and poetically mislead/bamboozle the readers. It is said that he started doing this in nineteen ninety eight when the undertaker threw mankind off hell in a cell, and plummeted sixteen feet through an announcer's table.

Damn it! u/shittymorph is bamboozling me in UD now, too!

shittymorph by vynepa February 11, 2019

Shitty Salmon 

A manmade cologne created by kjsmoothh. It’s mixed with a concoction of flavors and smells like shit.

Random guy: This cologne smells like someone took a shit!
Kjsmoothh: i just sprayed you with shitty salmon, sir.

Shitty Salmon by Zesteas December 6, 2021

Shitty Hair

If you are deeply in love with someone you call them “Shitty Hair” nobody needs to know you like them and their stupid spiky red hair, not even you.

Person #1: hey Bakubro!
Person #2: hey Shitty Hair...

Shitty Hair by I listen to girl in red uwu August 10, 2020

Poopy Shitty Bum Bum 

An Adjective meaning a dirty asshole filled with fecal matter and outrageous amounts of chunky poop.

Sarah has a poopy shitty bum bum.

Poopy Shitty Bum Bum by Mr.Cool Kat February 7, 2012

Shittycack 

When people are having anal and the person getting it shits on the other persons cock and they put it in a bag and keep going.

Melanie totally shittycacked James last night!

Shittycack by shittycack March 19, 2010