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An unfortunate attempt on behalf of an individual to say something clever.
Erin only speaks when she's trying to sound intelligent and humorous. Too bad everything she says is just shwitty.
by katie: thou art awesome January 31, 2007
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Schwitty-

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1. The clever sarchastic act of treating someone like shit. The person usually walks away from the conversation without knowing they have been "Shwitted" on!

2. Possessing or demonstrating wit in speech or writing; very clever and humorous with the intent to do harm without the other persons knowledge of the fact.
"Roy" - George that was really shwitty of you to do that to Janie.

"George" - Yes but she doesn't even know she has been shwitted on, it must be the blonde hair.
by OCD711 September 03, 2012
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