Switters 

Switters is a contradiction for all seasons:

an anarchist who works for the government;

a pacifist who carries a gun;

a vegetarian who sops up ham gravy;

a cyberwhiz who hates computers;

a man who, though obsessed with the preservation of innocence, is aching to deflower his high-school-age stepsister (only to become equally enamored of a nun ten years his senior).

i think they are so mental, they are most defiantly switters.

like that of a "emo" trying not to conform, when in reality they are all conforming to dressing in dark clothing, make up and hating on life.

Switters by Mathias-the irish June 9, 2010

switters 

A term coined on dailykos to (erroneously) identify a sockpuppet or troll on absolutely no evidence whatsoever. Often used as a rallying cry for "trusted users" to whip up sentiment for another witch-hunt, er, banning.

You're just another Switters sockpuppet!

switters by FieldingBandolier February 27, 2007

switters 

To find someone attractive or good looking

Oh that guy over there is looking switters

switters by Hey handsome April 5, 2016

Exam shitters 

When you really need to shit before your exams, because you are stressed.

Damn Kris, you seem to have a case of the exam shitters

Exam shitters by baboon_shark November 9, 2020

Shitters Touch

The ability to cause everything you touch to turn to shit ie. break it, ruin it, bugger it up in some way (the opposite of the Midas Touch where everything you touch turns golden).

Don't lend him anything of value. He's got the Shitters Touch.

Shitters Touch by yorrick hunt January 17, 2008

pimp skitters 

An affliction pimps suffer from as a result of their poor diet based primarily on greasy street food eaten standing.

"Man, I don't know why I've got the pimp skitters today. All I had was two hot dogs, a slice of pizza, a bottle of wine, two cheeseburgers and a coke."

pimp skitters by Roast Beef July 3, 2006

Street Shitters 

A euphemism for people from any part of the world that is backward, uncivilized and always smells like dung, no matter where you go.

Tom: "Jesus Fucking Christ, why does that apartment building stink so badly?"
Dave: "A bunch of street shitters moved in last year. It's just awful over there..."

Street Shitters by I_HATE_THE_TRUTH December 4, 2016