Top definition
Switters is a contradiction for all seasons:

an anarchist who works for the government;

a pacifist who carries a gun;

a vegetarian who sops up ham gravy;

a cyberwhiz who hates computers;

a man who, though obsessed with the preservation of innocence, is aching to deflower his high-school-age stepsister (only to become equally enamored of a nun ten years his senior).
i think they are so mental, they are most defiantly switters.

like that of a "emo" trying not to conform, when in reality they are all conforming to dressing in dark clothing, make up and hating on life.
by Mathias-the irish June 07, 2010
Get the mug
Get a Switters mug for your Aunt Beatrix.
A term coined on dailykos to (erroneously) identify a sockpuppet or troll on absolutely no evidence whatsoever. Often used as a rallying cry for "trusted users" to whip up sentiment for another witch-hunt, er, banning.
by FieldingBandolier February 26, 2007
Get the mug
Get a switters mug for your Aunt Nathalie.
Not sweet but not bitter, it is a truly unique presence on the pallet that endures and perseveres until it becomes nauseous.
That French cheese was very switter, much like that load your mom took last night in her mouth.
by Ol_longdong August 18, 2017
Get the mug
Get a Switter mug for your cousin Julia.