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to take a shit while doing the twitter thang
while shwittering the other day i realized that i can am creating a timeline of my daily bowel movements so that weeks from now i can read what i wrote and say "gosh, i remember typing that in the burger king bathroom"
by toenail78 May 05, 2008

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the art of bedazzling the vagina
did you hear jennifer love hewitt talk about Vejazzling her vajayjay.. she says it looks like a disco ball..
by toenail78 January 13, 2010

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