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The act of sweating profusely while taking a shit

Man I was sliding all over the toilet seat today because I was switting

Switting by Roosker12345 May 31, 2019

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Switting

The act of texting, listening to iTunes and facebooking all at once. AKA the modern teenager's favorite thing to do.

Tommy: "Hey man, what's up."
Olivia: "Not much, just switting."
Tommy: "The last time I switted, I got a MAJOR headache."
Olivia: "Bummer.

Switting by olive_juice July 20, 2010

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Switting

The act of Swaping Spit AKA kissing

"I saw them switting in the mall last week."

Switting by GunnysGirl August 19, 2012

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Switting

The art of shitting and sweating at the same time.

Related to anxiety-induced diarrhea

"I'm gonna blow ASS. CLEAR THE WAY."

"I'm on the toilet, switting."

Switting by Box_O_Bred December 10, 2019

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Sitting bitch

Sitting in the middle seat in the back of a car. Usually the unpopular persons spot, or the spot of the person who doesn't call shotgun or a window seat

James is the loser so he got stuck sitting bitch
As soon as the car was in sight everyone called shotgun or window seat so i got stuck sitting bitch

Sitting bitch by shlubster March 3, 2014

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Shitting lava

Highly acidic diarrhea resulting from spicy food or stomach upset.

GAAAWD, I am shitting lava after the Burrito buffet!

Shitting lava by I, Wreckerrr November 11, 2016

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shitting Irish

When you shit green turds.

I must have the flu I'm shitting Irish.

shitting Irish by jpg3 February 1, 2015

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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