sellevision

Television broadcast aired with the sole aim of selling merchandise. Can refer to a television network or program/infomercial Examples include the Home Shopping Network and QVC.

I was up watching sellevision until 3 AM. I can't believe I actually ordered a Diamonique seahorse pendant and matching earrings. What was I thinking?!?

sellevision by Lotusflower March 6, 2007

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cellevision

The combination of the words cell pone and television, cellevision is a service which broadcasts live and on-demand television to your mobile phone. It has been a buzzword in the wireless "m-tertainment" industry since the late 1990s, and is now being used more frequently by the general public as the technology advances and becomes widely available.

*Some people abreviate the world cellevision as "CV", just as the word television is abreviated "TV".

The boredom of the waiting room was palpable, so I decided to check the news and sports on cellevision.

cellevision by technodude March 13, 2005

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Smellovision

Smellovision is when a particular smell is so strong you can see the fumes comeing from were, or a smell that is so strong you can see the effects of the stench melting or pealing something away such as wall paper.

Jim "check out the smellovision pealing the paper from the walls"
Nick "damn that stanks i can see it dude"

Smellovision by Gino Chiarella April 18, 2006

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Stellavision

Seeing the events of the night before through rose tinted glasses, rather than the horrific mess that actually occurred.

wurzel:awesome night last night!

aunt sally: have you been watching stellavision?

wurzel: i dont follow

aunt sally: so you dont remember spewing on your mum, telling your nan to fuck off and then raping the cat?

Stellavision by meatbinbanquet October 21, 2010

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shellvision

A Dandy’s World ship between two mains, Vee, and Shelly. A lot of times, Vee will not want to be in this relationship.

Person: I like Shellvision.
Other person: meh. I prefer more exotic ships, like Gamblecake. (Gigi X Cosmo)

shellvision by MirakatFursona February 3, 2025

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