MirakatFursona's definitions

P

The one letter everyone rejects.

“LmnoP” the smol child said as everyone else laughed at them, “you said P!”

by MirakatFursona January 19, 2025

asmcosaimcoi

A random thing I typed down. How did you ever see this?

Oh wow I invented a word. It’s “ asmcosaimcoi”

by MirakatFursona January 19, 2025

Abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz

YOUR SO FUCKING BORED YOU TYPE THE WHOLE ENTIRE ALPHABET….. YOU NEED TO CALL 911

TEACHER: okay jimmy, say your abcs!
JIMMY: abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz!
TEACHER: very good jimmy! Now, does anyone want to throw jimmy into the sacrificial fire?
EVERYONE: ME ME ME ME ME!

by MirakatFursona January 19, 2025

sacrificial fire

When someone gets angry at someone for doing a magic trick in the olden times, and makes a fire with you attached to it like a roast chicken leg.

PERSON: Hello!
YOU: wanna see a magic trick?

PERSON: No! Now you shall die in a sacrificial fire!
YOU: Fuck.

by MirakatFursona January 19, 2025

Parent

The devil in disguise who won’t let you eat candy for breakfast.

PARENT: Good morning Johnny,
JOHNNY: could I have some candy?

PARENT: No.
JOHNNY: WAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

by MirakatFursona January 20, 2025

aaaaaaabbbbbbbcccccccdddddddeeeeeeefffffffggggggghhhhhhhiiiiiiijjjjjjjkkkkkkklllllllmmmmmmmnnnnnnnooooooopppppppqqqqqqqrrrrrrrssssssstttttttuuuuuuuvvvvvvvwwwwwwwxxxxxxxyyyyyyyzzzzzzz

When someone is going to literally implode by way of boredom, so to prevent that, they decide to type every single frickin’ letter in the alphabet 7 times. Which never works.

PERSON: jimmy are you alright?
JIMMY: aaaaaaabbbbbbbcccccccdddddddeeeeeeefffffffggggggghhhhhhhiiiiiiijjjjjjjkkkkkkklllllllmmmmmmmnnnnnnnooooooopppppppqqqqqqqrrrrrrrssssssstttttttuuuuuuuvvvvvvvwwwwwwwxxxxxxxyyyyyyyzzzzzzz
PERSON: AYO WTF

by MirakatFursona January 21, 2025

Story

Story! I lay there, standing on the edge of the abyss. Behind me, there was a polished and waxed glass floor, going as far as the eye can see. There seemed to be a point where the reality just ended, and it was total void beyond the glass. As I stepped into the void, grimacing, and preparing myself for the unknown, I hear the buzzing of lights… I looked behind me. It was stained carpet with yellow walls and ceiling, and fluorescent lights. I looked back, and it was the same appearance. I had no-clipped. In horror, I ran further into the halls, the same sights over and over. At a point, I became obsessive, endlessly running through the hall of endless stained carpet, with rusted metal lockers here and there. Until… I found something. It was a dog. I walked towards, it, but it turned around… and its face was hideous! A sharp smile with bloodstained teeth greeted my eyes. The dogs fur, being black and fluffy, hid the stains on their fur, but could not cover the hideous odor. I sprinted back towards where I came from, but I seemed to… come back to the dog? No.. it was teleporting. Slowly towards me. I tried to resist, but it finally jumped on me, and ripped out my heart, blood splattered everywhere. I was dead.

HOW DID THAT TURN INTO A BACKROOMS STORY?! T^T

I gave you a story! Your welcome!

by MirakatFursona January 22, 2025