selfspert

advanced self picture taker, one who takes awesome selfies

she is such a selfspert

selfspert by dmfab69 May 12, 2015

selfservative 

An individual who claims to have high moral standing but really just wants more deductables on their income tax. A person who blindly supports maximizing profits, deregulation, cutting cost, cutting taxes, cutting benefits and then complains "You can't get good service anywhere these days"

"Why is everything I buy a cheap piece of crap?"
"Because the selfservatives got rid of quality standards."

"Why aren't kids learning anything in school?"
"Because the selfservatives keep cutting education because public school doesn't make them money like prisons or defence contracts."

"Why can't I get good service anymore!"
"Because the company they work for believes in maximizing profits over quality, even when they're already making good money, the employees think quality service is a joke. Here's your wine in paper cup you selfservative you."

selfservative by syd jesus May 24, 2009

selfservative 

Derogatory albeit accurate synonym for "conservative", a class of subhuman that supports poverty through inequality, by exploitation, corruption and oppression.

Selfservatives laughed hysterically about the ex-soldier who died of starvation due to benefits sanctions, as they sat down to enjoy a luxurious champagne dinner.

selfservative by Homer Slated October 11, 2014

selfster 

An off-breed of the "hipster", created to fight the mainstream hipster paradox. A selfster is someone who is just themselves. In reality, anyone could be considered selfster, as long as they are comfortable with being themselves.

"I'm not a hipster.. they are too mainstream.. therefore, I'm a selfster, because no one's ever heard of a selfster."

selfster by selfsterlicious June 5, 2013

selfspense 

A combination of the words SELFIE and SUSPENSE which defines the amount of time a person waits to see if their most recently posted selfie will be a success and they will be admired by many.

While enjoying a new craft beer, Shari decided to post a selfie. She sat in selfspense for what seemed an eternity - 33 seconds - before a follower reshared it and backhanded a compliment to her.

selfspense by von groovy September 7, 2017

sextspert 

A sextspert is an expert at sexting. They are expert, sexual speakers when texting.

1st Girl: He's really good at sexting.
2nd Girl: Are you saying that Keith is a sextspert?
1st Girl: Hm... I guess so!

sextspert by Sextspert April 3, 2016

Selfservation 

A conversation one is having with oneself out loud.

I got caught mid selfservation debating if Carol Baskin did or did not kill her husband.

Selfservation by Joe Deez May 12, 2020