1 definition by Homer Slated

Derogatory albeit accurate synonym for "conservative", a class of subhuman that supports poverty through inequality, by exploitation, corruption and oppression.
Selfservatives laughed hysterically about the ex-soldier who died of starvation due to benefits sanctions, as they sat down to enjoy a luxurious champagne dinner.
by Homer Slated October 11, 2014
Get the selfservative mug.