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selfservative 

An individual who claims to have high moral standing but really just wants more deductables on their income tax. A person who blindly supports maximizing profits, deregulation, cutting cost, cutting taxes, cutting benefits and then complains "You can't get good service anywhere these days"
"Why is everything I buy a cheap piece of crap?"
"Because the selfservatives got rid of quality standards."

"Why aren't kids learning anything in school?"
"Because the selfservatives keep cutting education because public school doesn't make them money like prisons or defence contracts."

"Why can't I get good service anymore!"
"Because the company they work for believes in maximizing profits over quality, even when they're already making good money, the employees think quality service is a joke. Here's your wine in paper cup you selfservative you."
selfservative by syd jesus May 24, 2009

selfservative 

Derogatory albeit accurate synonym for "conservative", a class of subhuman that supports poverty through inequality, by exploitation, corruption and oppression.
Selfservatives laughed hysterically about the ex-soldier who died of starvation due to benefits sanctions, as they sat down to enjoy a luxurious champagne dinner.
selfservative by Homer Slated October 11, 2014

Selfsturbation 

The act of recreating in a masturbatory fashion to one's own image. Typically, Selfsturbaters are addicted to both the act of taking a selfie and the act of masturbating.

Selfsturbation is associated with rising levels of vanity and narcissism in youth, to the point where seeing one's own selfie or reflection causes the sex drive to activate. The end result is selfsturbation, commonly viewed as a logical way to release sexual fantasies focused around oneself.
"Wow, I can't believe he spread that vicious rumor about you getting a nose job!"

"No kidding! He must spend a lot of time selfsturbating."

Selfsturbation, while not one of the seven deadly sins, is comprised of pride, sloth and lust, in one not-so-neat, despicable package.

I accidentally walked in on my teenage sister selfsturbating, just moments after she uploaded the selfie in question onto Facebook. I can no longer look my sister--or her profile pic--in the eye.
Selfsturbation by Sweetsauce June 21, 2015
advanced self picture taker, one who takes awesome selfies
she is such a selfspert
selfspert by dmfab69 May 12, 2015

Selfservation 

A conversation one is having with oneself out loud.
I got caught mid selfservation debating if Carol Baskin did or did not kill her husband.
Selfservation by Joe Deez May 12, 2020

Selfterbates 

I wonder if jhonny sins just goes into ph and Selfterbates to Mia kalifa
Selfterbates by Anonymous694206663629 December 19, 2020
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
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