Selfservation
Selfservation by Joe Deez May 12, 2020
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An individual who claims to have high moral standing but really just wants more deductables on their income tax. A person who blindly supports maximizing profits, deregulation, cutting cost, cutting taxes, cutting benefits and then complains "You can't get good service anywhere these days"
"Why is everything I buy a cheap piece of crap?"
"Because the selfservatives got rid of quality standards."
"Why aren't kids learning anything in school?"
"Because the selfservatives keep cutting education because public school doesn't make them money like prisons or defence contracts."
"Why can't I get good service anymore!"
"Because the company they work for believes in maximizing profits over quality, even when they're already making good money, the employees think quality service is a joke. Here's your wine in paper cup you selfservative you."
"Because the selfservatives got rid of quality standards."
"Why aren't kids learning anything in school?"
"Because the selfservatives keep cutting education because public school doesn't make them money like prisons or defence contracts."
"Why can't I get good service anymore!"
"Because the company they work for believes in maximizing profits over quality, even when they're already making good money, the employees think quality service is a joke. Here's your wine in paper cup you selfservative you."
selfservative by syd jesus May 24, 2009
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selfservative
Derogatory albeit accurate synonym for "conservative", a class of subhuman that supports poverty through inequality, by exploitation, corruption and oppression.
Selfservatives laughed hysterically about the ex-soldier who died of starvation due to benefits sanctions, as they sat down to enjoy a luxurious champagne dinner.
selfservative by Homer Slated October 11, 2014
breatharian
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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."
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"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
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"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006
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fogey
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)