self pleasurer 

A self pleasurer is a human being who you hire for a going rate of 5 cents a minute. She/he/it will grab you penis/vagina and masturbate the specific genital for you.

"Oh that self pleasurer called Savraj was a charmer," Said Henry.

self pleasurer by Master Bates 1000 May 30, 2016

self-pleasuring hybrid 

A self-charging hybrid, an invention of the automotive industry to fool wannabe greens that they are making a difference to climate change

Rex thought his new car was a game-changer, when it was simply a gas powered self-pleasuring hybrid

self-pleasuring hybrid by Limbic Candy September 15, 2020

Self-pleasuration 

A combination of the act of self pleasuring (masturbation) and self preservation (satisfying that intense need to release).

Lisa was very skilled in the art of self-pleasuration.

Frustrated over the lack of available men where she lives Glynette literally took matters into her own hands. The gorgeous, brown eyed, single mother of two perfected the art of self-pleasuration just to maintain her sanity.

Self-pleasuration by Maxelino Brando July 30, 2018

self pleasure 

The act of masturbating, pleasuring oneself sexually. Using one's own hand or other object to reach orgasm. It is easier for some people to say instead of "masturbation" which carries with it a negative connotation, particularly for women.

Many people are more comfortable saying they engaged in self pleasure rather than say they masturbated. She confessed to the priest that she pleasured herself sexually rather than that she masturbated. self-pleasure

self pleasure by SweetSueRocks April 19, 2016

self-pleasurvation 

the basic human instinct to preserve and insure, at any cost, the ability to administer pleasure to oneself

Even though both of his hands were gangrenous, Ralph refused to let doctors amputate them in an act of defiant self-pleasurvation

self-pleasurvation by HypaereonFlux August 7, 2009

self pleasuring

masturbating oneself

the headmaster shouted "KEVIN! ARE YOU SELF PLEASURING YOURSELF AT THE BACK THERE!"
"no sir" kevin replied meekly " i'm just wanking.

self pleasuring by theWestHamfan December 9, 2003

Carousel of Self Pleasure 

Act done during masturbation. When about to cum, get up, start spinning as fast as you can whilst ejaculating and humming carnival music.

-Sorry I'm late, Mr.Smith, I had to clean up after doing the Carousel of Self Pleasure.

Carousel of Self Pleasure by Erick Pineapple August 30, 2017