Self-pleasuration

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A combination of the act of self pleasuring (masturbation) and self preservation (satisfying that intense need to release).

Lisa was very skilled in the art of self-pleasuration.

Frustrated over the lack of available men where she lives Glynette literally took matters into her own hands. The gorgeous, brown eyed, single mother of two perfected the art of self-pleasuration just to maintain her sanity.

Self-pleasuration by Maxelino Brando July 30, 2018

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self-pleasurvation

the basic human instinct to preserve and insure, at any cost, the ability to administer pleasure to oneself

Even though both of his hands were gangrenous, Ralph refused to let doctors amputate them in an act of defiant self-pleasurvation

self-pleasurvation by HypaereonFlux August 7, 2009

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self pleasurevation

Slang for masturbation or any other activity that one derives pleasure from without the assistance of anyone else.

My groin injury wasn't caused by sexual intercourse it was caused by self pleasurevation.

self pleasurevation by AmadeuS469 September 10, 2022

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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Dutty

Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".

"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"

Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003

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Ajumma

korean word for madam, older woman

Ajumma wait a moment

Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009

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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.

Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade

Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026

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