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A big beast of a man that can make you melt with his typical Tongan sidewards glance because he can't look directly at you without instinctively walking towards you and picking you up in one swift movement. Devouring and demolishing you there and then. Just the way you want him to anyway. Watchout for Seffo if you're standing in the garage wearing that white cheesecloth skirt... That doors gonna close real fast and he'll have you there and then!!
Awww shit.... I need THE Seffo right now. Ain't no thing like a Seffo ring!
seffo by It's a 'Be' thing xo April 25, 2023
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seafood snacker 

Someone who has casual sex with sailors.
That one cruising the sailor bars is a major seafood snacker!
seafood snacker by I, Wreckerrr January 24, 2017
Related Words
seffo seafood Seefop seaford Sefton saffo Safford seafood lover seff Sefora
A free asbestos poisoning Center in Har Barbour. Also known famoosely for several orgie scandals.
I am so broke that I ate the fruit flies in seafox for weekend dinners
Seafox by lelelololalelulolila March 18, 2020
This is the type of girl that once she’s in your heart she’ll stay there for ever; she’s everything a guy could ever want/need. She fascinates you with her stunning looks and great personality. Her voice creates a sense of happiness, every time you hear that voice, it leaves you speechless, astounded and most of all happy. She has these most magnificent pair of brown eyes. You’ll find yourself on your toes with this girl. She is full of excitement and surprises. She is a challenge, but not a bad one. This girl is hard to come by. If you've got this girl, you’re the luckiest guy in the world. She is truly perfect. Once in love with her, consider yourself locked, her superlative qualities and personality will put you off all other girls for life, as there is no one else like Sefora.
Don't mess with her, she's a Sefora.
Sefora by husuhiko September 11, 2013

seafood diet

A person who does the complete opposite of diet.
Hey John! Starting tomorrow, I'll take your advice to go on a seafood diet. Every food I will "see", I will eat.
seafood diet by robin_zib July 30, 2010

mammary suffocation 

Covering of the airways with female (sometimes fat-ass male) breast(s) for an extended period, resulting in Asphyxiation.

A common accident, seen in activities such as motorboating, BDSM, cowgirl stylecoitus and cockboob sandwiches.
As mammary suffocation requires both airways to become immersed and enveloped in plentiful amounts of adipose breast tissue, it usually involves breasts (racks,knockers,bazingas,tig ol bitties, boobies,etc.) of bat-shit epic proportions.

In recent years, popular culture has depicted mammary suffocation in such a way as to emphasize its epicly awesome nature. An unnamed survey reported 9 out of 10 men would give up their left nut, if it meant that their eventual cause of death would be via mammary suffocation.

See also: Hindenburg Disaster, For whom the cowbell tolls, rackout, Hooker Headlock
Jim: "Bro, Helga has such a big rack. I could motorboat those all day everyday."

Bob: "You say that now, but everyone else who's tried ended up dead from mammary suffocation."

Jim: "AWESOME. I'm in."
mammary suffocation by Ike21 April 27, 2014
Seffen, a person who is loving and caring for his friends ( well, most of them) and can easily be one of your friends.
Seffen is also somewhat fat and lazy so basically he’s a living snorlax.
Seffen LOVES to smoke weed, it’s like a Scooby snack for them.

Also one last thing, he is a very competitive gamer
Seffen - yo what the hell nigga you’re trash! Vs me on 2k,
Person- I’m sorry dude, I swear ash and buck was dead!
Seffen by BrikkWall November 21, 2018
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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