A municipality in Graham County, Arizona where there is a noted overabundance of Mormon devotees, Mormon churches, Mormon children, Mormon laws, and idiots; usually associated with the Mormon faith.
Alternatively, Safford has a high population of Atheists to combat the idiocy of the LDS cult followers.
Safford is notable for having absolutely nothing, despite being the hub of Eastern Arizona.
Alternatively, Safford has a high population of Atheists to combat the idiocy of the LDS cult followers.
Safford is notable for having absolutely nothing, despite being the hub of Eastern Arizona.
"So, what did you think of Safford?"
"Safford is the most God-awful place thanks to the Mormons. They've really messed up the place..."
"Safford is the most God-awful place thanks to the Mormons. They've really messed up the place..."
by Justin Herbert January 17, 2009
To say something that is so stupid that it is actually the funniest thing ever, to the point where it is verified by some burly busted looken ass white boy names Conner, who was the shit in 6th grade when he used to fade paper balls into garbage cans all the time and look cool while doing it.
by GranularBimbo November 6, 2018
After living in Safford for some time, Mary now had gonorrhea, hepatitis, syphilis, AIDS, herpes, chlamydia, and chancroid. But now she attends church for three hours every sunday.
by Grizzlies January 15, 2009
A tiny town infested with Mormons and racist neckbeards. Safford, Arizona is known for... nothing. There's literally nothing there. Most people who inhabit this town are really dull. This town is very un-progressive when it comes to their education and law system. You will most likely hear people of power making sexist and/or racist "jokes". Safford is also one of the top towns when it comes to meth and bed bugs.
by Wendy's Definitions December 3, 2021
by Reanna/queen December 8, 2020