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A municipality in Graham County, Arizona where there is a noted overabundance of Mormon devotees, Mormon churches, Mormon children, Mormon laws, and idiots; usually associated with the Mormon faith.

Alternatively, Safford has a high population of Atheists to combat the idiocy of the LDS cult followers.

Safford is notable for having absolutely nothing, despite being the hub of Eastern Arizona.
"So, what did you think of Safford?"

"Safford is the most God-awful place thanks to the Mormons. They've really messed up the place..."
by Justin Herbert January 17, 2009
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To say something that is so stupid that it is actually the funniest thing ever, to the point where it is verified by some burly busted looken ass white boy names Conner, who was the shit in 6th grade when he used to fade paper balls into garbage cans all the time and look cool while doing it.
Dude that is actually safford. Oh my god this is the most safford thing i have ever heard.
by GranularBimbo November 05, 2018
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A mormon-filled area of Arizona where many new STDs are created

After living in Safford for some time, Mary now had gonorrhea, hepatitis, syphilis, AIDS, herpes, chlamydia, and chancroid. But now she attends church for three hours every sunday.
by Grizzlies January 15, 2009
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