Safford 

A municipality in Graham County, Arizona where there is a noted overabundance of Mormon devotees, Mormon churches, Mormon children, Mormon laws, and idiots; usually associated with the Mormon faith.

Alternatively, Safford has a high population of Atheists to combat the idiocy of the LDS cult followers.

Safford is notable for having absolutely nothing, despite being the hub of Eastern Arizona.

"So, what did you think of Safford?"

"Safford is the most God-awful place thanks to the Mormons. They've really messed up the place..."

Safford by Justin Herbert January 17, 2009

Safford 

To say something that is so stupid that it is actually the funniest thing ever, to the point where it is verified by some burly busted looken ass white boy names Conner, who was the shit in 6th grade when he used to fade paper balls into garbage cans all the time and look cool while doing it.

Dude that is actually safford. Oh my god this is the most safford thing i have ever heard.

Safford by GranularBimbo November 5, 2018

Safford 

A mormon-filled area of Arizona where many new STDs are created

After living in Safford for some time, Mary now had gonorrhea, hepatitis, syphilis, AIDS, herpes, chlamydia, and chancroid. But now she attends church for three hours every sunday.

Safford by Grizzlies January 15, 2009

Safford, Arizona 

A tiny town infested with Mormons and racist neckbeards. Safford, Arizona is known for... nothing. There's literally nothing there. Most people who inhabit this town are really dull. This town is very un-progressive when it comes to their education and law system. You will most likely hear people of power making sexist and/or racist "jokes". Safford is also one of the top towns when it comes to meth and bed bugs.

"So, where are you from?"
"Oh, I'm from Safford, Arizona."
"Huh. Never heard of it."

Safford, Arizona by Wendy's Definitions December 3, 2021

Safford Arizona 

The ghetto state, if you were born in this state then you are most likley livng in florida now lol

Safford Arizona is the ghetto state but its still coo asf

Safford Arizona by Reanna/queen December 8, 2020

Stafford County 

Stafford County is a place that is in close proximity to Quantico Marine base and just about an hour south of Washington D.C. As legend has it Stafford County is believed to be a black hole. No attractions at all just a movie theater...Oh wait there’s not even one of those. Stafford is also notorious for clearing land for CVS’s, Walmarts, and places with overpriced rent or mortgage payments. I mean what do you pay for to live there? Good luck traveling out of Stafford because traffic will have you by the balls and when you decide to stay in Stafford, Quantico bomb testing will send the slightest shake to your home every other morning. Stafford County is so boring that this “slight shake” is considered very entertaining. God save your Stafford teens souls because boredom will be inevitable. Parents prepare to fork out some cash to get your houses power washed and cars detailed because depending on how much of an asshole your child is in school these assets will have egg, syrup, bologna, pee or even shit on it. Stafford County teenagers become Picasso with their creativity when they are so fucking bored. Overall, Stafford will suck out whatever life you have in you as it does most of its residents. When you go off to college most people you meet would have never even heard of Stafford County, which says a lot about it. On the bright side Stafford can be a good quiet place to retire or go to the neighborhood gas station called wawa. Otherwise this Stafford is truly a lost cause.

“Do you guys want to play hide-n-go seek in Walmart?” Dude of course I love all the hiding spots in the Stafford County Walmart."

“Woahhh was that just a small earthquake?” No dude you just live in Stafford County?”

“Ohhhh no I left my car out all night and now theres shit on my hood. “ Welcome to Stafford County asshole.”

“Woahhh dude are marching bands always in parades?” “Ohhh you must be from Stafford County.”

“Want to go see a movie or go bowling tonight at 7:00?” “How can we do that we live in Stafford County.”

Stafford County by Its Stephanie Bitch 21 July 30, 2018

Mark Sanford 

1. To preach "family values" and "good morals" only to be caught violating said values and morals.

2. To disappear to Argentina without telling anyone where you are going.

3. Governor of South Carolina who disappeared to Argentina to see his mistress but lied and said he was hiking the Appalachian Trail. He didn't even tell his family he was leaving.

1. See hypocrite.

2. Many Nazi war criminals pulled Mark Sanfords after World War 2 to avoid prison or execution.

3. Mark Sanford is a dumbass hypocrite.

Mark Sanford by unknown342 June 24, 2009