1. To preach "family values" and "good morals" only to be caught violating said values and morals.

2. To disappear to Argentina without telling anyone where you are going.

3. Governor of South Carolina who disappeared to Argentina to see his mistress but lied and said he was hiking the Appalachian Trail. He didn't even tell his family he was leaving.

1. See hypocrite.

2. Many Nazi war criminals pulled Mark Sanfords after World War 2 to avoid prison or execution.

3. Mark Sanford is a dumbass hypocrite.

Mark Sanford by unknown342 June 24, 2009

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Bread Sanford

Revenue, Cash flow, or any other term to define money gotten legally or illegally

E. J. : Man, I'm broke af, my nigga!
Quincy: You big dummy, you better get your hustle on and get that Bread Sanford!

Bread Sanford by TechieThugg September 20, 2019

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Safro

A safro pronounced (saa-fro) is a sad looking afro. Most commonly used by people named Gavin and homeless men. It resembles a mop from most angles. It is a very depressing haircut.

Nico: “yo Gavin you got that safro?”

Gavin: *has a seizure and dies*

Safro by GravityDictionary October 12, 2021

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Scaffoombaggia (Ska-foom-bahtch)

(Italian-American Slang) An open palmed facial slap to a slack jaw, or the side of an open mouth which produces a loud, hollow sound.

I could feel the shockwave from across the room when Mikey Ga-Ga gave Sol a swift Scaffoombaggia (Ska-foom-bahtch), sending his face into orbit......

Scaffoombaggia (Ska-foom-bahtch) by Scoopalone February 19, 2009

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