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Sean, is a practical white male who loves black women. Often called, Seanye, it is because his last name is West, associated with Kanye West. With a very small penis, the black women tend to love Seanye anyways.
Get back to work Seanye, quit textin them black ho's.
seanye by tmoneyjone$$$$$ October 21, 2013

seanpenned

Slang for what happens when you’re unfortunate enough to get in the way of his speeding car or his flying fists.
You know you’ve been seanpenned when you wake up with a brand new nose.
seanpenned by Dr Bunnygirl September 4, 2018
Related Words
seanye • Seany Evans • seanie • Seany • Seaned • sanye • Sèanced • Seane • seaneen • seanery

Wank Seance 

The eerie feeling you get while masturbating that all your dead relatives are looking down on you in disgust.
I started jerking off to this porno but then I had a wank seance and suddenly lost the urge.
Wank Seance by Eminem October 14, 2003
When one tries to put a 7/16" bolt through a 7/16" hole, or any other combination when a bolt or rod of Diameter A is attempted to insert into a hole of Diameter A.
This shit won't fit together, all of the holes are Seaned.
Seaned by BallisticEng August 22, 2011
Seanne’s are some of the most interesting and rare people you could get to know, I mean look at the name Seanne that’s pretty dang rare. They are usually introverted but once you get to you know them they are the type of person to make loud pterodactyl noises inside of stores. Although they can be slightly jealous at times, it is out of pure loyalty and protectiveness over the people she cares about most. She’s always looking out for luxurious items, but is not afraid to go to Walmart.
Girl 1: “Dude did you see Seanne’s G-Wagon?”
Girl 2: “Yeah dude it’s freakin legit!”
Seanne by Weliketoparty58372223 July 11, 2018

Seanean Therom 

A2+B2+C= D2

there is no such thing as gravity and the earth is always moving up
Earth is flat

Pluto is god
Founded by Sean Wingold
The Seanean Therom is so correct
Seanean Therom by quiczyy October 5, 2020

Pulling a Seany P

Coming back from college and going to high school parties to get drunk and hook up with 10th grade chicks.
Friend 1: Really crazy things happened at the party man, Gerry is back from college and he is pulling a Seany P.

Friend 2: Probably isn't true I cant believe Gerry would do that with a tenth grade chick.
Pulling a Seany P by Frogfrog2222 January 17, 2013
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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