Seanne

Seanne’s are some of the most interesting and rare people you could get to know, I mean look at the name Seanne that’s pretty dang rare. They are usually introverted but once you get to you know them they are the type of person to make loud pterodactyl noises inside of stores. Although they can be slightly jealous at times, it is out of pure loyalty and protectiveness over the people she cares about most. She’s always looking out for luxurious items, but is not afraid to go to Walmart.

Girl 1: “Dude did you see Seanne’s G-Wagon?”
Girl 2: “Yeah dude it’s freakin legit!”

by Weliketoparty58372223 July 11, 2018

Seanne

1. A fucking cock-munching overwatch scrub
2. Has many relationship issues, mostly can never decide whether he wants to pitch or catch with his boyfriend, because he loves catching but has a very gentle bf, and he doesn't think he's rough enough

Pro Genji: "Ha! He can't play Tracer for shit! What a fucking Seanne! HAHAHAHAHA!"

Person 1: "Is he the Eggy or the Seanne of a relationship?"
Person 2: "Definitely the Seanne"
Person 1: "Kinky"

by R34 Roadhog April 10, 2017

Seanne Michael

He’s secretive and mysterious yet he caught every girls attention as he walks by. He’s academically smart, a mathematician. He loves watching movies and an adventurous type of person. He’s having a hard time opening up to other people. He always have two moods: he’s mysterious and jolly. He’s a very good leader in a group, has the beautiful eyes I ever seen, and has a wide range of knowledge. Knows his limitations, his hardest enemy is his conscience, and he has principles.

Friend 1: Is he okay?
Friend 2: I think he’s not, but he won’t tell it, it’s Seanne Michael, duh!
me: his wall are high

by sincejanuary April 16, 2023

seanpenned

Slang for what happens when you’re unfortunate enough to get in the way of his speeding car or his flying fists.

You know you’ve been seanpenned when you wake up with a brand new nose.

by Dr Bunnygirl September 4, 2018

Mother Riley scanner attack

Used to describe a person who's head regularly explodes in anger whilst posting on a forum.

"Steve's just had another Mother Riley scanner attack. That can't be doing his blood pressure much good!"

by Terence Dactyl July 6, 2014

Shannel

The act of being perfect, most awesome person you'll ever meet who is beast in everything. She is unique, athletic, and beautiful, and one of the coolest chicks you’ll ever know. She is normally petite and brunette with fair soft skin. Her personality is strangely odd yet seductively alluring. Every guy WANTS to get with a Shannel. She’s a girl of considerable beauty who appears to take pleasure from teasing males. Shannel’s bodies are sacred and getting one in bed is not easy, but when they decide to give someone their love, they are by far the best.

They usually give you full attention & have an intense stare that can be intimidating, but the are so sweet there is no need to be intimidated…sometimes. Most Shannel’s have participated in some dance, like ballet to show their class, grace, poise and elegance. They are loyal. If you have ever wronged a Shannel you should be eternally ashamed of yourself. If you piss off a Shannel she is more likely to make your life such an utter shit of hell for a VERY LONG TIME than forgive you any time soon. Once you have a Shannel, you’ll never be bored.

Person 1:damn I want shannel to be my girlfriend

Person 2:I heard she likes to tease

by Probably the tea September 7, 2018

Shanne

Shanne is an amazing person and a generally amazing best friend. They're thoughtful and very loyal to everyone. They have a good heart and are very nice to everyone and everything they come across.

Who's That?
That's my best friend, Shanne!

by sophiemikaela11 July 10, 2020