seamist 

When a lot semen has been ejaculated in a single room, the evaporated semen turns into the form of mist. Once the semen is in mist form, the "seamist" can harm a person in two ways. First, it can get all over one's skin and clog one's pores. Secondly, the seamist can get into one's lungs while sleeping. This will result in heavy chest congestion.

"Man, after Benji had all that sex in my dorm room, I swear that every time I walk into my room, I am soaked in seamist."

seamist by Ozmandius May 9, 2010

Semistraight 

Someone who is straight but attracted to both genders.

Bob why are you semistraight, just call your self bisexual you fucking moron.

Semistraight by British frog July 21, 2020

destitute seamstress 

an offensive, even possibly misogynistic term for a female hilly-billy, an unsophisticated farm/country female

Although Rosa Parks was indeed financially destitute and a seamstress by trade, as well as being a black lady from the rural south, she certainly wasn't a destitute seamstress, achieving quite a lot in terms of human rights and other social progress for African Americans

destitute seamstress by Uncle Dimma September 13, 2016

Semist 

All semist like coconut. Semist like Minecraft and watching streams on twitch. Semist is mod for people. And semist is extremely homosexual but that's ok. Semist is so rich on dank memer bot and makes smart decisions.

mushroom: WOW THAT COCONUT IS SUCH A SEMIST!
KALE: YEA THATS SEMIST!!

Semist by DoggieMadness112 March 24, 2021

Shamist

An extreme moralist. A person or group of people (shamists) who shame others from a false position of moral superiority rooted in their personal beliefs, often religious or cultural.

I was walking through the mall this evening when I saw a mother breast feeding her child. Nothing was visible, she was not bothering anyone. All of a sudden this shamist walks over and tells her to leave because they were uncomfortable with her doing that in public. They told her she should be ashamed of herself.

Shamist by Chimonya July 11, 2020

seamstress

A prostitue undercover. In seattle young woman were registered seamstresses but really they were just whores taking advantage of the 1897 Alaskan Gold Rush.

Dacha-I want to be a seamstress when i grow up.
Lucy- Bitch, please. Like people would pay to sleep with you.

seamstress by Tacha March 16, 2006

seamster 

A sexual act in which the "male" party is SO HORNY, he must rip the pants of the "female" party at the seams and insert his masculinity.

"HOLY SHIT! Did John just give Mary a seamster?" "Uh...Yeah."

seamster by Cooter the Deer July 30, 2006