Chimonya's definitions

Shamism

The practice of shaming others for their behaviors or beliefs from a position of moral superiority.

So I was at a nude beach this evening when all of a sudden this van filled with church people arrived with a stage and speakers. They yelled and preached to everyone in attendance, whining about the wrongs of nudity and how nipples should be covered. Those shamist and their shamism should stay in church.

by Chimonya July 11, 2020

Maxed out V-Card

Having sex for the first time, or in other words using one's virgin credit limit a.k.a v card to its maximum.

Last night Chimonya had sex for the first time, his Maxed out V-card is no longer accepted.

by Chimonya October 26, 2011

Tongules

The sweet act of performing cunnilingus with just your tongue. Preferably with a tongulous tongue.

Last night I gave a girl tongules. Afterwards she said she wanted to marry me.

by Chimonya January 22, 2010

Shamist

An extreme moralist. A person or group of people (shamists) who shame others from a false position of moral superiority rooted in their personal beliefs, often religious or cultural.

I was walking through the mall this evening when I saw a mother breast feeding her child. Nothing was visible, she was not bothering anyone. All of a sudden this shamist walks over and tells her to leave because they were uncomfortable with her doing that in public. They told her she should be ashamed of herself.

by Chimonya July 11, 2020