seamis 

Abbriviation for seam penis

A bulge or wrinkle in the seam of a skirt that look similar to the bulge in a mans pants. Often caused by the misplacement of a dart or seam when sewing.

I screwed up when I drafted this pattern, now I've got a huge seamis.

seamis by SewSAHMmy December 13, 2016

seamin 

Seamin is the genes that come out of a man after Wacking off or Bumping Uglies with a women/man.

Slang Terms: Jizz,Man Chowder, cum . Seamin, Mayonnaise

If you've ever arose in the morning and noticed your b.v.m.s are wet is because you had a wet dream last night and seamin came out of your dick.

seamin by Fatty DIng Dong January 27, 2007

Shamiso 

Name of an amazing girl who has a great sense of humor. She loves to laugh and is never boring. She'll make you say WOW everytime your with her!

"I hear laughter! it must be shamiso!"

Shamiso by irrelevant69 October 24, 2011

Sarah Jessica Seabiscuit 

The most well-known horse acting in Hollywood at present. Famed for playing human parts, most notably the lead role in Sex and the City.

I hear they are remaking Mr Ed, Sarah Jessica Seabiscuit is going to play the love interest.

Sarah Jessica Seabiscuit by Cuddles McStig May 21, 2008

Spamish

The vernacular used by spammers when populating other people's blogs with pointless comments attempting to sell the spammer's unrelated product or service.

Usually evidently translated from a different language.

eg 'Your post great is! I consider the progenity related to the outcome. Penis enlargement tablets lol! :)'

Oh, i've got a new comment on the blog. Oh.....it's in Spamish.

Spamish by Reverend Frog March 30, 2011

Seamus Finnigan 

Seamus Finnigan is a minor character in the Harry Potter series. He is desribed as having snady hair, freckles and being short. He is often used as comic relief and is best known througout the series for blowing things up, his Irish accent and is friendship with fellow Gryffindor Dean Thomas. He holds no significant plot but is recurring in other plots. In the books he asks Sir Nichols de Mimsy-Porpington how he can be nearly headless, but in the film the line is given to Hermione Granger. He explodes a feather while attempting to levitate it in a Charms lesson, a goblet of water as he attempted to turn it into rum ( and Ron Weasley claims once managed a weak tea before an explosion) and his potion in his sixth year Potions class with Prof. Slughorn. He saved Harry Potter from dementors in Deathly Hallows. In Order of the Phoenix he argues with Harry about the claims of Voldemort's return, claiming he believes the Daily Propher and he refused to join Dumbledore's army, until later in the book/film when he apologies. In this sub-plot Harry insults his mother.
Finnigan is Irish, his mother a witch and his dad a muggle who he claimed left when he found out about Seamus' mother. His patronus is a fox and he is often shipped with Dean Thomas (deamus) or Lavendar Brown.
The phrase, 'I did a Seamus/Finnigan/Seamus Finnigan' can also mean 'I cause an explosion'.
He is played by Devon Murray.

1) Person 1 'RUN! I just did a Seamus Finnigan!'

Person 2 'WHAT!! You idiot!'

2) Person 1 'Did you Seamus Finnigan in that chapter?'

Person 2 'Yeah, so heroic saving Harry like that'

3) Person 1 'He's so sexy. So bloody Irish. I love him'

Person 2 'Oh, here you go on about bloody Seamus Finnigan again'

Seamus Finnigan by ludii_90six January 1, 2012

semisocialize 

To attend a large gathering of people where mingling with strangers is encouraged (e.g., a party or bar) but converse only with the small handful of people one arrived with.

"Those parties are bullshit for meeting people. Everyone just shows up and semisocializes in their own little cliques."

"The guy throwing that party might be douchey, but let's go anyway. We can drink his booze and semisocialize."

semisocialize by maxkeepsitreal1 June 12, 2008