Semist 

All semist like coconut. Semist like Minecraft and watching streams on twitch. Semist is mod for people. And semist is extremely homosexual but that's ok. Semist is so rich on dank memer bot and makes smart decisions.

mushroom: WOW THAT COCONUT IS SUCH A SEMIST!
KALE: YEA THATS SEMIST!!

Semist by DoggieMadness112 March 24, 2021

sexist drive-by 

When a woman is minding her own business and a man casually makes a sexist comment to her while he passes by.

Mary was the victim of a sexist drive-by. Earlier today, a man walked past her at a coffee shop and said, "Don't frown so much when you're reading or writing on a computer." Mary replied, "I'm writing a condolence letter."

sexist drive-by by fatuousbacon May 10, 2017

Grammar Anti-Semite 

Like a grammar nazi, they have no tolerance for bad grammar. Unlike one, they cease to do anything about such bad grammer.
The passive form of their more infamous counterparts.

Person: And they're were no survivors!
Grammer Nazi: *there
Grammar Anti-Semite: *twitch*

Grammar Anti-Semite by Ponky Poo July 28, 2011

shmistletoe

A word used in the holiday season to describe a penis with mistletoe on it used to elicit a kiss

Dude Do you see that chick.
Friend Yeah bro.
Dude I'd let her stand under my shmistletoe

shmistletoe by IrishRocket December 4, 2016

Semite Lushes

The minions of the all powerful, luscious deity Devonè. They appear from the shadows and prepare assholes for penetration for their master. If they please their luscious lord he will let them dine on his sexual scraps. They're true origin and names are not shrouded in mystery, they are known as the Foot-soldiers of Fuck.

Dude if you ever see a bunch of little fiends coming out of the shadows, you clinch your butt and run as fast as you can, the Semite Lushes are on the prowl and no one escapes the Foot-soldiers of Fuck

Semite Lushes by Suns_Out April 20, 2013

Subway sexists 

Such a holy song

Subway sexists is so holy

I am a registered sex offender
I stuck my dick into a blender
Your mom is a transgender
I am a professional nudesender
You know that i be dominating
My cock and balls are rotating
Ice on my wrist i could go skating
Between thick tighs i am suffocating
I have a huge fucking cock
I nut inside my sock
I walk around in crocks
While my dick is harder than a rock
I fuck bitches in school
Cause you know im fucking cool
I jump inside my pool
I take a hit from my juul
I dont actually smoke
Butt i make your bitch choke
Once i give someone i stroke
My cock is hard like oak
You know im dropping fire
You can sing my song in the quire
They fall me quacmire
No they dont but at least it rhymes

Subway sexists by Legoiswatchingyou May 10, 2021

End-of-Semester Depression 

That period of time around the last couple weeks of classes and during exam week where you feel so overloaded and stressed that you would rather lay in bed with cookie dough ice cream and watch Family Guy than do anything productive. This is a very dangerous condition that may result in severe loss of motivation, feelings of helplessness, poor diet, weight gain, exhaustion, and the end of the world.

"Hey, girl, are you excited for the end of classes?"

"Bitch, please, I am going through some severe End-of-Semester Depression. There is no way I can get all of my shit done."

End-of-Semester Depression by Bobbi B. April 30, 2013