seamster

A sexual act in which the "male" party is SO HORNY, he must rip the pants of the "female" party at the seams and insert his masculinity.

"HOLY SHIT! Did John just give Mary a seamster?" "Uh...Yeah."

by Cooter the Deer July 30, 2006

Seamster

A male seamstress, more commonly known as a Tailor.

I need to take my new suit to the seamster, he’s really good at tailoring.

by TM71985 May 11, 2021

Seamster

A person wearing clothing such as Hollister, or any other type of 'prep' influenced style of clothing.

"Look at that seamster wearing hollister! What a fag."

by CTM1 November 24, 2008

Football Seamster/Seamstress

A Fuckstick (person, not penis or dildo)

George Bush

by James Cagney February 11, 2004