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hot amazing powerful gorgeous gf and her sexy pirate bf who worships the ground she walks on (also see: zoyalai)
"Hey, what's your favorite She-Ra ship that's not catradora?"
"Oh, it's seamista of course."
seamista by vilelesbian June 9, 2021
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When a lot semen has been ejaculated in a single room, the evaporated semen turns into the form of mist. Once the semen is in mist form, the "seamist" can harm a person in two ways. First, it can get all over one's skin and clog one's pores. Secondly, the seamist can get into one's lungs while sleeping. This will result in heavy chest congestion.
"Man, after Benji had all that sex in my dorm room, I swear that every time I walk into my room, I am soaked in seamist."
seamist by Ozmandius May 9, 2010
Related Words

semistache 

Don't wear a semistache. It doesn't suit you.
semistache by uttam maharjan August 6, 2010

Shamista 

A strong, resilient soul characterized by a drop dead gorgeous smile and a down right sassy attitude. She's a young lady defined by her particular attention to detail, always applying those perfectionist principles to every task she encounters. Shamista is what one would consider wifey material. She is the perfect blend of simplicity and complexity, an individual that has had to endure much yet still chooses to put others needs before her own.
A perfect friend, your dream companion, she is Shamista.
Can we take a moment to appreciate how beautiful Shamista is.

Friend : "who you crushing on?"

Me : "Shamista, all day err'day."
Shamista by Sir Mushy II March 10, 2019
An amazing person with so much to be thankful for!!
1: What’s their name?
2: Idk but they look like a Samista
samista by Hi24562 December 9, 2021
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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