scufa

Geordie slang for a scruffy person

"How man you are a total scufa.." - Hey there you are a total scruff

by Boophillips August 30, 2006

Scuffed

/skʌf/
adjective

1. Of poor standards or low quality

2. Referring to a fake / off-brand item, usually a boot-leg

3. Referring to something broken / not working as intended

"Did you watch pvc's last stream?" "yeah it was pretty scuffed"
"Have you seen Sarah's new shoes?" "yeah they're scuffed"
"Is your phone broken again?" "yeah it's fucking scuffed man, I need a new one"

by just a fellow moxxer October 2, 2019

Heel scuff

Having to shit so bad, you're about to shit yourself. So you clench your ass shut and try to walk until you get to a toilet to relieve yourself.

I had to shit so bad, I heel scuffed down the hallway till I found a restroom!

by DMU77 May 19, 2015

Scuffed LLC

Scuffed LLC is a company created by Paul Denino and Brent Kaskel widely regarded as a ponzi scheme. Many investors have decided not to invest in Scuffed LLC due to its ties to the alt-right as well as the fact Brent Kaskel's previous experience of running a company (Archon) ended up in bankruptcy within months despite tens of millions being invested.

Although efforts have been made by the company to keep investors private, leaks have confirmed that at this current moment in time the two of the main investors are Alki David (owner of FilmOn) and Ross Perkins (president of the now defunct streaming site stream.me).

If you invest in a SCUFFED LLC, don't expect to get any of your money back.

by Hampton Brandono March 6, 2019

Scuba Pussy

1. slang term for a pussy slip at the beach or at a pool.
2. anybody with a large cunt

1. Kenneth - Is that your wife over there in the pool?

Teddy - Yeah man, why?

Kenneth - Well, she has a scuba pussy.

Teddy - She is such a CUNT!!!

2. Ben - Marisa is such a scuba pussy

Vinny - Watch your FUCKING MOUTH!!! thats my daughter your talking about

by ElPussyDor June 14, 2011

Scubacide

the act of going scuba diving and puncturing the tank whilst in the water.

Oh fuck I have so much work I might just go commit scubacide in the ocean tonight.

by LobsterCock69 May 2, 2019

scuffle hoe

A girl that is incredibly friendly and flirty with multiple guys, leading them to believe they have a chance of dating her. The girl actually never intends to date them and the guys never had a chance. She may do this purposefully for her own amusement, or unintentionally.

She is such a scuffle hoe. How do all those guys not realize that she is just playing them!?

by ryanfox December 25, 2010