Scubacide 

the act of going scuba diving and puncturing the tank whilst in the water.

Oh fuck I have so much work I might just go commit scubacide in the ocean tonight.

Scubacide by LobsterCock69 May 2, 2019

Virginian Scubadiver

A Virginian Scubadiver is when you sufacate a person (Not Literally) by pluging their nose and placing your balls in their mouth, so that your Dick looks like a snorkle.

Ryan would not shut up, so I gave him a Virginian Scubadiver

Virginian Scubadiver by Virgin Stonecypher November 19, 2011

Subacide 

When a Subaru decides, for no known reason, to commit suicide.

The only expanation for the demise of the Tribeca was Subacide. It must have realized that it was the ugliest Subaru ever made.

Subacide by Surferkarl November 3, 2010

scubadive 

You know when 2 girls are scissoring, and their legs and vaginal area are linked finally intertwined...The guy comes in for the scubadive and performs oral sex while stimulating both vaginas simultaneously

Man these 2 Hoes were linked up at the crib tough, and I hella went scubadive mode on em' at the same damn time.

scubadive by cheddarbeezy January 28, 2017

scubadiver 

have someone suck a fart out of your ass

take position - standing bending over ,on all fours or on your back with your legs pulled up(take your pick) an have someone suck a fart out of your ass (the person sucking the fart looks like a scubadiver) hnce the scubadiver

scubadiver by MR Pink July 26, 2013

Scubacidal 

The feeling that you might die if you dont get to some water soon, wanting to go scuba diving terribly

Guy 1: Bro looking out at this lake is driving me nuts i wanna go swimming like now

Guy 2: So your going scubacidal?

Guy 1: Yes exactly

Scubacidal by Crispy#72 August 25, 2009

Stupacide

To kill oneself by acting in a foolish or stupid manner. It happens everyday. Stupidity can often lead to hilarious but tragic fatality. An accidental death brought about a careless or unthinking moment. Survival of the fittest. Population control. a complete lack of common sense or disregard for self preservation resulting in death. Some people are so dumb it really does kill them.

Heather: Another death by stupacide. "My boyfriend Mark was once a chemist, but now he is no more. What he thought was H2O (water), was really H2SO4 (sulfuric Acid). Mark burned his insides out. OUCH!"

Mark: "Damn, you shouldn't eat or drink in the lab. The Bitch was right again"

Stupacide by heathen bratticus March 1, 2013