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Virginian Scubadiver

A Virginian Scubadiver is when you sufacate a person (Not Literally) by pluging their nose and placing your balls in their mouth, so that your Dick looks like a snorkle.
Ryan would not shut up, so I gave him a Virginian Scubadiver

Subacide 

When a Subaru decides, for no known reason, to commit suicide.
The only expanation for the demise of the Tribeca was Subacide. It must have realized that it was the ugliest Subaru ever made.
Subacide by Surferkarl November 3, 2010

scubadive 

You know when 2 girls are scissoring, and their legs and vaginal area are linked finally intertwined...The guy comes in for the scubadive and performs oral sex while stimulating both vaginas simultaneously
Man these 2 Hoes were linked up at the crib tough, and I hella went scubadive mode on em' at the same damn time.
scubadive by cheddarbeezy January 28, 2017

scubadiver 

take position - standing bending over ,on all fours or on your back with your legs pulled up(take your pick) an have someone suck a fart out of your ass (the person sucking the fart looks like a scubadiver) hnce the scubadiver
scubadiver by MR Pink July 26, 2013

Scubacidal 

The feeling that you might die if you dont get to some water soon, wanting to go scuba diving terribly
Guy 1: Bro looking out at this lake is driving me nuts i wanna go swimming like now

Guy 2: So your going scubacidal?

Guy 1: Yes exactly
Scubacidal by Crispy#72 August 25, 2009
To kill oneself by acting in a foolish or stupid manner. It happens everyday. Stupidity can often lead to hilarious but tragic fatality. An accidental death brought about a careless or unthinking moment. Survival of the fittest. Population control. a complete lack of common sense or disregard for self preservation resulting in death. Some people are so dumb it really does kill them.
Heather: Another death by stupacide. "My boyfriend Mark was once a chemist, but now he is no more. What he thought was H2O (water), was really H2SO4 (sulfuric Acid). Mark burned his insides out. OUCH!"

Mark: "Damn, you shouldn't eat or drink in the lab. The Bitch was right again"
Stupacide by heathen bratticus March 1, 2013
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026
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