A Virginian Scubadiver is when you sufacate a person (Not Literally) by pluging their nose and placing your balls in their mouth, so that your Dick looks like a snorkle.
You know when 2 girls are scissoring, and their legs and vaginal area are linked finally intertwined...The guy comes in for the scubadive and performs oral sex while stimulating both vaginas simultaneously
Man these 2 Hoes were linked up at the crib tough, and I hella went scubadive mode on em' at the same damntime.
take position - standing bending over ,on all fours or on your back with your legs pulled up(take your pick) an have someone suck a fart out of your ass (the person sucking the fart looks like a scubadiver) hnce the scubadiver
To kill oneself by acting in a foolish or stupid manner. It happens everyday. Stupidity can often lead to hilarious but tragic fatality. An accidental death brought about a careless or unthinking moment. Survival of the fittest. Population control. a complete lack of common sense or disregard for self preservation resulting in death. Some people are so dumb it really does kill them.
Heather: Another death by stupacide. "My boyfriend Mark was once a chemist, but now he is no more. What he thought was H2O (water), was really H2SO4 (sulfuric Acid). Mark burned his insides out. OUCH!"
Mark: "Damn, you shouldn't eat or drink in the lab. The Bitch was right again"
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.