scrumts

When one shaves one’s balls to reveal pronounced scrotum lumps.

Check out my freshly shaved balls. Look at all those scrumts.

by Lola46730 February 18, 2023

Scrumtrulescent

adj: so great that any other word employed would be woefully insufficient, and would serve only to limit the sheer magnitude of the greatness intended as a descriptor.

-made famous by Will Ferrell impersonating James Lipton on SNL's skit "Inside the Actor's Studio."

-don't be fooled by other misspellings.

Your performance was simply scrumtrulescent.

by Jickety May 20, 2005

scrumtrulescence

n.: The quality of being scrumtrulescent. The state of possessing such greatness of degree that all attempts at description fall miserably short.

I was left breathless by the sheer scrumtrulescence of her performance.

by Jickety June 11, 2006

scrumtulescent

More than delightful; More than brilliant; A made-up adjective used when no word can describe the perfection of something.

You are a blinding, brilliant light from Heaven. I am born anew in your genius. I was never the same again, nor indeed was the world, nor history, nor anything that the human eye has ever captured. If you've never seen "A Troll in Central Park" you must. It is like looking into the face of God & seeing him smiling back saying, "You are my most wonderous creation." That show was delightful, no no, it was brilliant, no no, there is no word that can describe it's perfection, so I'm going to make one up, in fact I'm going to do so right now: scrumtulescent.

-Will Ferrell as James Lipton on "Saturday Night Live"

by Tonberry2k July 24, 2008

Scrumpsnozmaflump

The act of forcefully crushing the facial apparatus to remove ocular and nasal concentrations of genital mucus.

The two handed culmination of a snozmakick and a scrumple, often found in association with pubic measles and the ultimate douche.

All was quiet in the library until Glenjamin Willybobble scrumpsnozmaflumped - several people died

Mike was bored and not really listening so he wandered away

by Sid Johnson June 6, 2011

scrumtrulecent

beyond all that is good

This movie was so good that i must make a new word:it was scrumtrulecent

by thygodsays April 17, 2003

Scrupts

Scrupts, according to Stanislaw Lem, are used in scruptrum.

Scrupts are somewhat similar to Klapaucius's favorive pritons and gentle zits - however their social function seems entirely different.

by scruptor January 5, 2012