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Stanislaw 

Shotgunning a beer whilst taking a poop on the toilet.
Dude, Matt just totally rocked a stanislaw!
What's a stanislaw?
It's when you shotgun a beer while you take a shit!
Nice.
Stanislaw by Scennybear July 8, 2012

Stanislaw 

A very yummy in my tummy polish retarded fish
sdw: GGRR WHY MOONZZ WANNA EAT MY FISHY STANISLAW

moonzz: mmm yummy fishy
Stanislaw by Moonzz February 1, 2022

Stanislaw 

The main priest of your village, the only person who can compare to adamus (except the pope) but he is sadly out of his golden age. Adamus' best friend.
Stanislaw: "I miss adamus..."

*adam pulls up.*
Stanislaw by Dajedupyzatalerzzupy August 28, 2023

Bearded Stanislaw

Sexual position wherein a female with an overly hairy muff (70's style) sits on their partner's face, back to nose, so the bush creates a beard on the sat upon.
With summer approaching, my girl was preparing for bikini time by getting a brazillian wax. I told her, "Hold on, this is a rare opportunity to experience a Bearded Stanislaw."

Stanislav 

Stanislav or stan for short is the cutest and best man you will ever meet. The name Stanislav originally comes from a soviet country. Stan is the best husband or boyfriend. He is funny and will make you and your kids laugh all day.
Stanislav is a soviet name.
Stanislav by RealNameDefinitions September 4, 2019

Saint Stanislaus

Straightest homosexual school in the South.
Saint Stanislaus builds men of character.
Saint Stanislaus by Aaron Dunklin August 23, 2021
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Frothability 

The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.
The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.
Frothability by cptn.kagaroo1 January 26, 2024
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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026
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pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
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