Definitions by Jickety

blow-out

When a girl orgasms so forcefully that the hydraulic pressure of her ejaculations renders you unable to maintain penetration. The girl herself is a gusher.

I would have stayed over, but when she got off we had a blow-out which knocked me to the floor. So I just put on my pants and left.

blow-out by Jickety April 8, 2008

Carolina Flapjack 

A classic sex move in which you batter the girl up by pulling out and coming all over her chest and stomach, then you flip her over, add the chocolate topping by taking a dump on her back, then you dust her with a handful of blow, thereby adding the powdered sugar effect.

All of my friends commented on the fine craftsmanship I demonstrated by giving Jody the ol' Carolina Flapjack.

Carolina Flapjack by Jickety March 16, 2008

Bartlesville Fuel Spill 

When a girl gets off so convulsively upon orgasm that she shits herself. If she's a gusher, you may have a blow-out on your hands.

I rogered Natalie so thoroughly that she was embarrassed to have finished off with a little Bartlesville Fuel Spill.

Bartlesville Fuel Spill by Jickety March 16, 2008

Wichita BLT 

A ménage of at least four people in which you create a sex sandwich involving a (B)i-sexual, a (L)esbian, and a (T)ranny

In order to show Elise my complete and utter virility, I had arranged a little Wichita BLT when she came over.

Wichita BLT by Jickety March 16, 2008

Monroe Cookies 'n Blow 

When you're doing a girl - missionary, doggy, whatever - but you're so hammered that you puke all over her, then in the ultimate coup de grâce, you dust her with a handful of blow.

Andrew got so shitfaced in New Orleans for Mardi Gras that he ended up giving that girl he met on Bourbon Street a Monroe Cookies 'n Blow

Monroe Cookies 'n Blow by Jickety March 16, 2008

scrumtrulesce 

v. intr.: To grow to such greatness in degree that it defies all attempts at description. To become so great that only an invented word will suffice. (Generally used of positive qualities, such as beauty or brilliance.)

cf. adj. scrumtrulescent, coined by Will Ferrell as James Lipton, on SNL's sketch "Inside the Actors Studio."

I can't even describe her hotness now, she has simply scrumtrulesced since high school.

scrumtrulesce by Jickety June 11, 2006

scrumtrulescence 

n.: The quality of being scrumtrulescent. The state of possessing such greatness of degree that all attempts at description fall miserably short.

I was left breathless by the sheer scrumtrulescence of her performance.

scrumtrulescence by Jickety June 11, 2006