Jickety's definitions

scrumtrulescence

n.: The quality of being scrumtrulescent. The state of possessing such greatness of degree that all attempts at description fall miserably short.

I was left breathless by the sheer scrumtrulescence of her performance.

by Jickety June 11, 2006

Monroe Cookies 'n Blow

When you're doing a girl - missionary, doggy, whatever - but you're so hammered that you puke all over her, then in the ultimate coup de grâce, you dust her with a handful of blow.

Andrew got so shitfaced in New Orleans for Mardi Gras that he ended up giving that girl he met on Bourbon Street a Monroe Cookies 'n Blow

by Jickety March 16, 2008

scrumtrulesce

v. intr.: To grow to such greatness in degree that it defies all attempts at description. To become so great that only an invented word will suffice. (Generally used of positive qualities, such as beauty or brilliance.)

cf. adj. scrumtrulescent, coined by Will Ferrell as James Lipton, on SNL's sketch "Inside the Actors Studio."

I can't even describe her hotness now, she has simply scrumtrulesced since high school.

by Jickety June 11, 2006

schmopp

n.: A name for the female genitalia, invented to illustrate the arbitrary nature of words at which people will take offense. Word also suggests a certain "overgrown" variety of pudenda.

Man, she's been rode hard - stay away from that dirty schmopp.

by Jickety June 11, 2006

Bartlesville Fuel Spill

When a girl gets off so convulsively upon orgasm that she shits herself. If she's a gusher, you may have a blow-out on your hands.

I rogered Natalie so thoroughly that she was embarrassed to have finished off with a little Bartlesville Fuel Spill.

by Jickety March 16, 2008

blow-out

When a girl orgasms so forcefully that the hydraulic pressure of her ejaculations renders you unable to maintain penetration. The girl herself is a gusher.

I would have stayed over, but when she got off we had a blow-out which knocked me to the floor. So I just put on my pants and left.

by Jickety April 8, 2008

Carolina Flapjack

A classic sex move in which you batter the girl up by pulling out and coming all over her chest and stomach, then you flip her over, add the chocolate topping by taking a dump on her back, then you dust her with a handful of blow, thereby adding the powdered sugar effect.

All of my friends commented on the fine craftsmanship I demonstrated by giving Jody the ol' Carolina Flapjack.

by Jickety March 16, 2008