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When you're doing a girl - missionary, doggy, whatever - but you're so hammered that you puke all over her, then in the ultimate coup de grâce, you dust her with a handful of blow.
Andrew got so shitfaced in New Orleans for Mardi Gras that he ended up giving that girl he met on Bourbon Street a Monroe Cookies 'n Blow
by Jickety March 16, 2008
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A classic sex move in which you batter the girl up by pulling out and coming all over her chest and stomach, then you flip her over, add the chocolate topping by taking a dump on her back, then you dust her with a handful of blow, thereby adding the powdered sugar effect.
All of my friends commented on the fine craftsmanship I demonstrated by giving Jody the ol' Carolina Flapjack.
by Jickety March 16, 2008
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n.: A name for the female genitalia, invented to illustrate the arbitrary nature of words at which people will take offense. Word also suggests a certain "overgrown" variety of pudenda.
Man, she's been rode hard - stay away from that dirty schmopp.
by Jickety June 07, 2006
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v. intr.: To grow to such greatness in degree that it defies all attempts at description. To become so great that only an invented word will suffice. (Generally used of positive qualities, such as beauty or brilliance.)

cf. adj. scrumtrulescent, coined by Will Ferrell as James Lipton, on SNL's sketch "Inside the Actors Studio."
I can't even describe her hotness now, she has simply scrumtrulesced since high school.
by Jickety June 06, 2006
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n.: The quality of being scrumtrulescent. The state of possessing such greatness of degree that all attempts at description fall miserably short.
I was left breathless by the sheer scrumtrulescence of her performance.
by Jickety June 06, 2006
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adj: so great that any other word employed would be woefully insufficient, and would serve only to limit the sheer magnitude of the greatness intended as a descriptor.

-made famous by Will Ferrell impersonating James Lipton on SNL's skit "Inside the Actor's Studio."

-don't be fooled by other misspellings.
by Jickety May 17, 2005
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A ménage of at least four people in which you create a sex sandwich involving a (B)i-sexual, a (L)esbian, and a (T)ranny
In order to show Elise my complete and utter virility, I had arranged a little Wichita BLT when she came over.
by Jickety March 16, 2008
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