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Epic Scruts
When something so unlikely to happen actually happens.
It is rumoured that when there is 0.13% chance of an event happening, and that event does happen, then it is an epic scruts.
It is rumoured that when there is 0.13% chance of an event happening, and that event does happen, then it is an epic scruts.
When Hitler's sister/wife gave birth to a 10 stone whale, they named it Joseph Beton.
All the fans were cheering and shouting, but when they saw how fat the baby was, they were amazed!
Ever since then, that moment has been known as an epic scruts.
All the fans were cheering and shouting, but when they saw how fat the baby was, they were amazed!
Ever since then, that moment has been known as an epic scruts.
Epic Scruts by Ploppy Pete October 22, 2010
Related Words
Scrupt • Scruptillious • scruptious • Scriptsters • Scrumptsh • scrumts • scrupes • scrupps • Scrustshed • Scrutster
scripts
scripts by The Cosmos April 10, 2009
Scrutster
A person who spends most of their working life in the toilets spraying shit all over whilst playing shit games on their phone.
Scrutster by clodhopper August 22, 2008
Floppy Scripts
Floppy Scripts by liltimtim September 20, 2023
Scruptillious
Scruptillious by CobraBytez November 27, 2003
Going to get our scripts
The sublte definition to "going to bang eachother back at my house, and not come back for rehearsal anyway."
Actor: "Hey, I might be late for rehearsal. My girlfriend I are going to get our scripts."
Unsuspecting Director: "Okay. :D"
Unsuspecting Director: "Okay. :D"
Going to get our scripts by Carolioliol January 21, 2009
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