A very good looking person you wouldn't mind having relations with. Someone who is "Scrumptious".

from Scrumptious, meaning tasty or delicious.

Scrumpt-ee-ous, Scrumptyous, Scrumpty

"I was driving down the road and saw a chick who was totally scrumptious. She was scrumpty."

"OMG that guy at the bar was Scrumptyous. He was a Scrumpty."

Scrumpty by mattanaw July 22, 2021

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Scrumpy

Demomans drink of choice

Demoman: this bottle of scrumpy is delicious *drinks*

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Scrumpy by le phantom bread April 29, 2020

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scrumpty

A word used mostly in the South-West England to describe someone who is a Numpty (a bit dopey/silly), but also very attractive and loveable.

i.e. Scrumptious + Numpty = Scrumpty.

The word also sounds very much like an English South West type of cider: Scrumpy.

After trying to impress Joan, Paul managed to make a bit of a fool of himself.

Joan to a friend: "Ah, he might be a bit dopey, but he's definitely gorgeous."
Friend: "A Scrumpty then."
Joan: "Yeah."

scrumpty by Martha Bean November 10, 2008

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scrumpy

A very potent type of rough cider. Normally associated with South West England, although the county of Kent also produces some good stuff. A good scrumpy normally has an alcohol content of atleast 7% by volume, be full of semi liquid apple pulp and taste like appley vinegar. It is suprisingly refreshing and can be consumed in vast quantities; providing the drinker does not want to use his legs for the next five hours. Was often given to wurzels in lieu of payment by landowners in an attempt to keep the works complient.

"Arrrrgghhhr yoouzzsh moi bessshhtisss mate yoush are." (a phrase often heard from the lips of scrumpy drinkers.)

scrumpy by Black Flag May 28, 2004

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