Scrumpy

Demomans drink of choice

Demoman: this bottle of scrumpy is delicious *drinks*

ALCOHOLIC HIT

by le phantom bread April 30, 2020

Scrumpy

1. An item in Team Fortress 2 that are Demoman's favorites
2. Food that is delicious

Demoman 1: Oh I need a drink!
Demoman 2: Yea!
Demoman 1: Scrumpy!
Demoman 2: Yes.
*And so the scottish begins.*

by ‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎ May 20, 2021

Scrumpy

An adjective describing someone who steals apples on a regular basis.
e.g) The poachers of the apple world

Farmer: Did that guy just steal my apples, that scrumpy son of a bitch!!!

by stuartking March 31, 2009

Scrumpy

a rough cider with chokeable sized lumps in

that scrumpy looked the same coming up as going down

by :o) April 25, 2003

Scrumpy

Adj. Delicious, scrumptious, delightful.

Tom, that was a very scrumpy sandwich.

by RzA February 10, 2013

Scrumpy

to be almost scrumptious, but not quite

Obama’s looking extra scrumptious but Trump’s looking a little scrumpy.

by SCRUMPYGALS June 16, 2019

Scrumpy

When you take a dump and it scratches you on the way out. Commonly happens after eating large quantities of corn.

"Oh man, I'm going to need a whole lotta' toilet paper after passing this scrumpy!"

"Quick, some aspirin! I'm having a scrumpy!"

by toounit May 10, 2009